Today, my neighbor's five-year-old rode his tricycle into a history diorama I had spent days slaving over. When I confronted him, he just said, "Vroom vroom muthafucka." FML
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hellalegit 18
OP here :) So just a little background: I was in fact using spray cans of paint so I was doing it in the driveway because I didn't want to damage the grass in my backyard. The little kid comes over when I turn my back for two seconds and annihilates it. His mom just laughed when I told her ugh :( Fortunately, although the project was due today, I got an extension from my super cool teacher :)
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Zebediabolical 45
Run him over. And when his mom and the police ask you about it, answer 'VROOM VROOM MOTHAFUCKA!'
Klima_fml 29
Don't you just love kids? :)
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Comments (67)
Red_Rising 13
I woulda slapped him so hard his own mother wouldn't recognize him
xKrisSmoove 21
Haha the kid's comment is priceless, hope whoever that project was supposed to go to gave you an extra chance
Saraishi 25
Slap, slap, son of a mothafucka. A slap on the butt is mandatory in some cases.
schhichick 14
ugh kids these days....
siggy_mcsigx 22
I think people ought to be less offended by the swear and more offended by the kid clearly destroying someone's property on purpose! That's what is actually wrong here..
BeepBeepSwerve 9
you think it's acceptable for him to curse then?
dblogic 19
He said *less* offended by, not totally cool with.
Thunderstruck14 30
Well, his words wouldn't have hurt anyone. But if OP's teacher wasn't so nice, that kid could have costed them their grade. Or he could have broken something expensive. Words could offend some people, but that's easier to handle than a ruined project.
Jonacon 8
Me. Everyday. Siblings.
Imareth 10
... where were you keeping the diorama that a five year old on a tricycle could reach it?
SkullsRules1 26
She said that she was spray painting it in her driveway and then the kid wrecked it.
JKPwnage 27
I'd like to know where he learned that...
zombiekiller52 24
Kid sounds cool.
Pyrithium 8
That kid is awesome.