Today, my neighbor's five-year-old rode his tricycle into a history diorama I had spent days slaving over. When I confronted him, he just said, "Vroom vroom muthafucka." FML
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hellalegit 18
OP here :) So just a little background: I was in fact using spray cans of paint so I was doing it in the driveway because I didn't want to damage the grass in my backyard. The little kid comes over when I turn my back for two seconds and annihilates it. His mom just laughed when I told her ugh :( Fortunately, although the project was due today, I got an extension from my super cool teacher :)
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Zebediabolical 45
Run him over. And when his mom and the police ask you about it, answer 'VROOM VROOM MOTHAFUCKA!'
Klima_fml 29
Don't you just love kids? :)
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Comments (67)
FATALSTR1KE 9
That's my boy!
Joshery 14
Kids these days...
Odannyboy 21
Dmn rekt m8
cre8tvlylicnsd 14
Was it a diorama of a plantation?
sullivankeara 25
What a little snot
Pandaxox 10
Wow, if you think about it, the kid could have picked it up from his or her mom or dad. My moms friend says **** around her 5 year old, and then she proceeded to say "******* fly."
kimg0885 23
How did I our project and a five year old neighborhood kid come in contact? Did u leave it in your driveway? That was still rude what he said though.
rocker_chick23 27
OP probably spray painted it outside and left it there to dry.
likeableme 9
Lol I'm dying laughing although he shouldn't be using that kind of language at 5
martin8337 36
Lil gangsta. What up OG?
joarasmi 24
Wow I think ur probably Washingdone takin shit from ur neighbors now (;