Today, my neighbor's five-year-old rode his tricycle into a history diorama I had spent days slaving over. When I confronted him, he just said, "Vroom vroom muthafucka." FML
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hellalegit 18
OP here :) So just a little background: I was in fact using spray cans of paint so I was doing it in the driveway because I didn't want to damage the grass in my backyard. The little kid comes over when I turn my back for two seconds and annihilates it. His mom just laughed when I told her ugh :( Fortunately, although the project was due today, I got an extension from my super cool teacher :)
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Zebediabolical 45
Run him over. And when his mom and the police ask you about it, answer 'VROOM VROOM MOTHAFUCKA!'
Klima_fml 29
Don't you just love kids? :)
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Comments (67)
tarbaby6193 6
I would have smacked the fire out that lil savage
WardenWolf 26
I'd tell them that if they ever set foot on your property again that you'll have them arrested for trespassing. Simple as that. That'll realy rile her up.
sexypvc24 10
Was he black, white, Asian or Mexican? Cuz I could see 1/2 of them doing any saying that
seanlapree 8
This is hilarious
Chaosshadowzero 15
This is exactly why i hate children.
shannon2348 14
I'm trying g to figure out why you even had it outside so that the kid could even hit it. that's nuts. ydi
randybryant799 21
I'm not understanding how the kid even got near it.