Today, my neighbor's five-year-old rode his tricycle into a history diorama I had spent days slaving over. When I confronted him, he just said, "Vroom vroom muthafucka." FML
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hellalegit 18
OP here :) So just a little background: I was in fact using spray cans of paint so I was doing it in the driveway because I didn't want to damage the grass in my backyard. The little kid comes over when I turn my back for two seconds and annihilates it. His mom just laughed when I told her ugh :( Fortunately, although the project was due today, I got an extension from my super cool teacher :)
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Zebediabolical 45
Run him over. And when his mom and the police ask you about it, answer 'VROOM VROOM MOTHAFUCKA!'
Klima_fml 29
Don't you just love kids? :)
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Comments (67)
PenguinBitch 44
Tricycle?! Lmao. That's cute.
Gwen4var 31
Five is to young to be cursing... Though its really not my decisions what parents allow there kids to do...
cryssycakesx3 23
their, there, they're- same thing...
ahippienamedrae 10
"Get out me mum's car"
TacoChewsday 10
*runs over tricycle* woom woom!
macros 12
Was it Samuel L Jackson's kid?
tony1891 22
what country you from?
tony1891 22
guess no one caught the reference there. pulp fiction.
xluciferx666 21
Should have round housed his ass and said kick kick mothafucka
kramona 17
Hahaha right on
FreeRunn3r 12
I'm sorry people don't see the satire in your comment and take it literal, some people don't have a sense of humor.
UmmOkThen 31
How did the neighbor's five year old an your project end up in the same space?
brivielle 15
Fate.
VeganVampyre 27
That's what I was wondering... Was the project sitting on the sidewalk or was the neighbour tricycling in OP's house? And either way, WHY?
derp_taco 22
Vroom Vroom MotherFuka
randomgirl1234 20
Kids these days
chidexy 21
I can just imagine how he sounds saying that
vikky538 29
I just there's someone who video taped this one...