Today, my neighbor's five-year-old rode his tricycle into a history diorama I had spent days slaving over. When I confronted him, he just said, "Vroom vroom muthafucka." FML
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hellalegit 18
OP here :) So just a little background: I was in fact using spray cans of paint so I was doing it in the driveway because I didn't want to damage the grass in my backyard. The little kid comes over when I turn my back for two seconds and annihilates it. His mom just laughed when I told her ugh :( Fortunately, although the project was due today, I got an extension from my super cool teacher :)
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Zebediabolical 45
Run him over. And when his mom and the police ask you about it, answer 'VROOM VROOM MOTHAFUCKA!'
Klima_fml 29
Don't you just love kids? :)
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Comments (67)
hannahsophia 8
What was your display doing in an area where 5 year olds ride tricycles?
Dt33345 13
See #73
USA1776 15
our generation in a nutshell
Tsukiyomi 16
Punch him. How else are kids like like supposed to learn unless you teach them?
OMG_132 9
I hate children nowadays. Sorry OP, get revenge. Run him over and park your car there
CandyApple88 13
Agree. And what you say after you drive over him ""Vroom vroom muthafucka." fair is fair.
FreeRunn3r 12
hah priceless .
emeliecon 3
You confronted a five year old? Take it with his mother instead maybe?
elliehanold 11
What kind of parents does this kid have?!
brownie3333 4
Drop kick that little shit
BaconCrisssp 4
hahahaha!!! Sucks that it happened by my goodness that 5 yr old is hilarious! hahahaha
alvaro811994 3
who are you kidding? that`s an Stewie meme from Family Guy, google it