Today, my neighbor at my apartment building told me water from my sink was leaking into his apartment. He told me to call maintenance to fix it, but they won't help unless he calls. He refuses to, and I can't do my dishes without feeling like an asshole. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my landlord refused to send a plumber over to unclog the sink. Now he wants me to pay for water damages because he didn't call a plumber sooner. FML
Today, the maintenance man 'fixed' a leak in my apartment by flooding the place. FML
Today, my water got cut off. The previous homeowners owed the water company over $300, and the company doesn't believe that I'm not them. The supervisor told me this will keep happening until I pay up. I need a shower. FML
Today, I woke up to a repairman at my door who was simply supposed to turn my water back on in my apartment. Two hours and 5 repairmen later, all I have now is a large hole in my ceiling. Still no water. FML
Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML
Today, and for the last two weeks, my asshole landlord refuses to fix the hot water supply. My shower is now so cold that peeing on myself while washing is actually helping. I need a new place. FML
Today, I woke up to a flooded apartment. Apparently, the upstairs neighbor's bathtub had overflowed and water was pouring through my ceiling. My landlord said he couldn't do anything until the water stopped, so I spent the morning frantically trying to mop up the water while feeling completely helpless. FML
Today, I woke up to a fog. Literally. A pipe burst in my apartment and scalding water was everywhere. To make matters worse, when I called maintenance he told me he'd come by later, hung up on me, and turned his phone off. He did eventually show up, but it was 5 hours later, well after I'd paid a plumber $200. FML
Today, our dishwasher broke. It's my husband's chore to do the dishes, but he refused to hand-wash them, and instead suggested we take them all up to his mother's for her to put in her dishwasher. FML
Today, my sink seemed to be filling up with dirty water. Concerned, I turned on the garbage disposal and plunged away. With no change in the water levels, I called a plumber. He reached in, pulled out the drain plug, and give me his bill while chuckling to himself. FML
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Top comments
peceout 29
You shouldn't feel like an asshole, he's the one refusing to call.
brieee 23
his own problem, then, not yours!
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Comments (116)
aislinn_skye 10
Just do your dishes till he realizes he needs to call.
sprints54 19
If it was me I'd let that sink run until he called but I'm an a-hole
FaduFai 22
Do your dishes anyways. Maybe then he'll call.
dontmindme7 9
well, wash ur dishes anyway if he doesnt wanna call then what can u do about it
Omniprism 15
Do your damn dishes. If it bothers him he'll call. It's not your fault that your sink is faulty or that he's an idiot.
singafairytale 11
Well if he doesn't call, he's really bringing it on himself. He's choosing to not have the problem fixed. Don't feel bad.
Enkeria 30
Don't feel like an asshole. Continue to do the dishes until he calls the repair guy.
mattbaker 17
If I were you I wouldn't care.Its his job to call
allofthisistrue 15
If you really can't do it without feeling like an asshole just use your bathtub
kellyem2 20
Well, you did your job. Not much else is going to happen unless he gets his act together.