Today, my mum told me that my sister's little kiddie swing wouldn't hold my weight. I told her she was being stupid, and went on anyway. A broken ankle and two pins in my elbow later, I'm willing to accept this. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my mother and my sister chewed me out for not attending my sister's birthday party. I'm sorry for having both of my fucking legs broken in a motorcycle accident. FML
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Today, the day after saying that I'd never broken a bone, I snapped my fibula in half. FML
Today, my mom casually told me, "Remember that time we went to build a swing set when you were four? Actually, I was going to hang myself and take you with me so that you didn't suffer in this life. If it wasn't for your Grandma, we wouldn't be here now. And when I took you to the lake… Oh, silly me!" Cool, mom. FML
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DocBastard 40
So just to be sure I have this right, you: 1) Defied your mother 2) Told your mother SHE WAS STUPID 3) Broke your ankle and elbow because of your moronic behaviour Yup, sounds like you got exactly what you deserved.
giosoto 0
You know what they say: mother knows best.
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Comments (128)
t_fml 11
http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v=7X9gLw1Wy2w mother knows best;)
pinacolada0602 0
haha, you got FAT ! jk not fat PHAT wait no, PHATBULOUS
LowLives 9
Uhm kids swings usually have a 50 lb limit
Connotations 0
ha! fat ass! she tried to warn you -.-
Truth_Nazi 0
Why is it that all the FML OP's are fat?
tayza249 20
I hope you paid your own medical bills. Next you're probably gonna try to go on a kiddie slide and get stuck, then what will you do?
HomeAl0ne 20
No, that swing should totally hold your weight. The bitch probably sabotaged it to win the argument. Fix it up with some duct tape and try again, and let me know how it goes.
iveanne 0
first off, you don't call your mother stupid, that is very disrespectful. you sound like a stupid little bitch who got what was coming to you!
stoptrying 9
"You're disrespectful for calling your mother stupid, you stupid little bitch." hypocrisy is cute.
Offensive_fml 4
She said her mom "was being stupid", not "stupid" on it's own... that's like when you act dumb. However, the OP is even stupider for thinking that a kiddie swing can hold her/his weight.