Today, my mum deleted my college research assignment on rape because the subject was too vulgar. I had worked on it for the past month and it was worth 50% of my grade. It's due tomorrow. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I am expected to write an 8 page essay, due tonight. The reason why I don't even have one page yet? My mom decided to take away the only computer I have the essay saved on because I have an 'F' in English. The essay is for English. FML
Today, I found out that my ten-page paper, which has taken me two months to construct perfectly and is worth 30% of my grade, was on the wrong book. It’s due tomorrow. FML
Today, I was trying to show my mother how much detail I'd put into a group project that I had to present tomorrow. I then deleted the project, thinking that I was just removing it from my phone. Everyone's research and my three days of hard work went with it. FML
Today, at college, I was frantically trying to finish an essay on gay rights that was due less than an hour later. In the end I failed, because the college internet filters kept classifying every single page containing the information I needed as "sex", and blocked it all. FML
Today, I asked my professor what happened to the assignment I gave him several weeks ago. Turns out he lost it, and graded me zero as a result. Now if I want a mark, he says I'll have to hand-write it all over again, but that I "probably shouldn't bother," because it was "a bit shit, really." FML
Today, I lost a grade on an essay, because according to my teacher, I put much more detail into my analytical essay than I should have. FML
Today, I failed an assignment because the person I paid to do it plagiarized the entire thing. FML
Today, my baby threw up all over my homework, which I worked really hard on and is due tomorrow. Moral of the story is don’t have a kid when you're in high school. FML
Today, my brother stole my hard drive and wiped it. My hard drive had a 10-page school project on it. The project is due tomorrow. FML
Today, I found out that I chose a wrong class and my 30-page paper worth 10 credit points that I wrote for that class is basically worthless now, and my graduation might be postponed another semester just because of that. FML
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Top comments
TulipLuver 0
That is terrible! I actually think it is great that you wrote your paper on that. It is something that affects people. Believe me. I know.
m3l_fml 0
Your mom must be those strong religious people that believe rape and murder never occurs. Tell her to get out of her shell.
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Comments (169)
cocky 0
#70 seems to be an expert. you rape often? :P
ijrnelson 0
it would take my mum serious grovelling for me to forgive her on tht!
xHaniffax 0
wow FYL why did you show your mum? or was she snooping?
diabetic_rage 0
YDI for having a mother. ...haha totally kidding. I hope you gave her some choice words! FYL indeed!
deliapearl 0
your mom is going to explain to your professor in person. she needs to quit reafing things that don't belong to her. and then you are going to by a thumb drive.
lucky0514 0
okay on her part, that was just an idiotic thing to do who DELETES someone else's research paper? who does that? FYL anyways, back up your stuff in the future. at least now you know.
allocomrade 0
what a bitch, and it is prob in ur recyclimg bin, and it is definatley somewhere on ur harddrive, get one of ur comp. geek friends to recover it for you
Jetlock 0
It should be fairly simple to recover. Or you could just get a Mac. You can recover anything on those.
murdermygymsox 0
Recycle bin?
corbygray528 0
But jetlock, If the OP gets a mac, he just paid twice the price of a computer that has the same computing power and capabilities. Or the same price as a computer that has twice the capabilities.
anniebananie 3
Oh, STFU, why do you care? Do you honestly think you're going to convince me to switch back to Windows? I can afford to pay more for my computer, therefore I will choose one I like. I like the operating system, and I like how the computers look. I like the good tech support. Why do you give a shit that my computer's different than yours? Stop bitching. Just because you have no use for a mac, or don't have the means to afford one, does not mean that it's useless to everyone.
theta_fml 0
@ #115 First off the comment was not directed at you. The largest complaint that people who own Macs make in their defense is that they can afford it. Well guess what that's completely irrelevant. It doesn't make up for the fact that Macs are shitty computers and should all be destroyed. Linux FTW.
iJack 0
Simple fix. Don't use one. Mac users arent going to switch, because the like them, and have the means to buy one. Windows users are the ones that switched, like me and my dad for instance. Now, im not gonna go all MAC WTF or WINDOWSFTL. I use Microsoft office, i have an Xbox, my website is hosted using linux, my old desktop is xp, but my new, shiny laptop is a Mac.
anniebananie 3
@119: I think it's pretty obvious that the comment was not directed at me personally. (Duh?) Good reading comprehension. What part of " Just because you have no use for a mac, does not mean that it's useless to everyone" don't you understand? If you don't like it, don't use it, and clean the sand out of your ******! Nobody is making you use a mac. I'm so sick of people bashing something that doesn't affect them. How does it hurt you that I use a mac? Oh wait... it doesn't. At all.