Today, my mum deleted my college research assignment on rape because the subject was too vulgar. I had worked on it for the past month and it was worth 50% of my grade. It's due tomorrow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I am expected to write an 8 page essay, due tonight. The reason why I don't even have one page yet? My mom decided to take away the only computer I have the essay saved on because I have an 'F' in English. The essay is for English. FML
Today, I found out that my ten-page paper, which has taken me two months to construct perfectly and is worth 30% of my grade, was on the wrong book. It’s due tomorrow. FML
Today, I was trying to show my mother how much detail I'd put into a group project that I had to present tomorrow. I then deleted the project, thinking that I was just removing it from my phone. Everyone's research and my three days of hard work went with it. FML
Today, at college, I was frantically trying to finish an essay on gay rights that was due less than an hour later. In the end I failed, because the college internet filters kept classifying every single page containing the information I needed as "sex", and blocked it all. FML
Today, I asked my professor what happened to the assignment I gave him several weeks ago. Turns out he lost it, and graded me zero as a result. Now if I want a mark, he says I'll have to hand-write it all over again, but that I "probably shouldn't bother," because it was "a bit shit, really." FML
Today, I lost a grade on an essay, because according to my teacher, I put much more detail into my analytical essay than I should have. FML
There's always someone with a big nose who knows
Today, I failed an assignment because the person I paid to do it plagiarized the entire thing. FML
No kidding
Today, my baby threw up all over my homework, which I worked really hard on and is due tomorrow. Moral of the story is don’t have a kid when you're in high school. FML
Today, my brother stole my hard drive and wiped it. My hard drive had a 10-page school project on it. The project is due tomorrow. FML
In vain
Today, I found out that I chose a wrong class and my 30-page paper worth 10 credit points that I wrote for that class is basically worthless now, and my graduation might be postponed another semester just because of that. FML
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TulipLuver 0
That is terrible! I actually think it is great that you wrote your paper on that. It is something that affects people. Believe me. I know.
m3l_fml 0
Your mom must be those strong religious people that believe rape and murder never occurs. Tell her to get out of her shell.
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Zeecar 1
Any file can be recovered, even if the recycle bin has been emptied. Any computer geek can do it!!! Relax!!!!
sch18n 0
I completely agree, it is so frustrating! All my mates call University college and I even know some who spell mum, "mom". This is all little Johnny Howard's fault.
zoolander951 0
people like you annoy me. Of course, people like me, who get annoyed by you, annoy others. And they annoy people. And they annoy people. It goes on.
THysios 2
nothing against abortions. druggos can die :D
ObadiahtheSlim 2
Sounds a bit fake, but seriously, you just get it out of the recycle bin.
birdman8687 0
you do know you can get anything that you've recently deleted out of the reycycle bin. YDI for not knowing that.
turdburgers 0
Good thing you had a backup copy, right? Every hour or so of work I email myself a copy of my project, and save it to my thumb drive as well as my computer. You're in college, you should know to do this by now.
AdvocataDiaboli 0
!!! Find an undelete / recovery program (or get your local friendly geek to help)... you might still be able to recover the file. !!!
bsthx69 0
if that really happened, then wouldnt you be re-typing it instead of being on fmylife.com?
Rach17 0
Idiot, just go through your recycling bin. My dad knows a lot about computers, and that file is still on their, no matter what your mom did. Just call someone Geek Squad person or something. This is a 'DUH' moment. You're in COLLEGE, you should know this kind of thing. I'm a freshman...in high school.
357oboh 0
I RAPED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT AND TOLD HER IF SHE CALLED THE POLICE SHE WOULD DIE. THAT'S WHY SHE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO RAPE ABOUT RAPE LMAOS. :D
Mylife_is_so_fd 0
seriously unless she has run something like darik's boot 'n nuke its still gonna be on your hard drive unless your hard drive is completly wped clean by a program like the one above it will still be there