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By No-Sleep Nellie - 07/07/2015 13:26 - United States - Waterloo

Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I was really tired and needed sleep, I wouldn't have woken up. It was 3 AM. FML

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By MexyBoy - 11/06/2019 16:08

Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML

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By TordNorski - 04/05/2016 17:44 - United States - Mission Viejo

Today, I finally had a day off in two weeks and I was excited about getting to sleep in. At 5am, my mom came in and knocked loudly. When I asked her what she wanted, she said she was checking to see if I was asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2013 15:29 - United States - Richmond

Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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By ipayyourbillsgorramit - 24/08/2012 23:29 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, after getting home from a twelve-hour shift at work, I got into bed and passed out. My mother soon woke me up, screaming that she could tell I was "fake sleeping" and ignoring her lecture on how I need to stop being so "lazy". FML

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By baldspot - 02/04/2012 05:38 - Australia

Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML

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Wakey wakey

By Thanks, Mom - 26/11/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I wasn't sure if I would have to go to work. My mom told me the night before that she would wake me up if I had to. I woke up, and seeing that it was past the time I normally go to work, I happily assumed I got called off. That is, until I got a phone call from my boss asking me why I wasn't there yet. FML

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Team Insomnia

By tp. - 08/06/2021 01:59

Today, my parents made me wake up at 7 a.m., like every morning. When I woke up exhausted, my mom rolled her eyes and said, "It’s called going to bed earlier." I went to bed at 10 p.m. last night. I fell asleep at 5 am. FML

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Noise annoys

By Mystic - 04/09/2021 00:01 - United States - Denver

Today, it’s the fifth day in a row that my mom has vacuumed right outside my room, from 5 to 11 AM. Despite this, I still can’t fall asleep before midnight. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2014 16:05 - United States - New York

Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML

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Logic

By thyisnothorses - 29/04/2012 03:55 - United States - Scituate

Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML

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ChristinePi 36

Wednesday 8 July 2015 0:51

Well when she's sleeping you should do some cleaning of your own and if she questions you, give her the same response.

MrSassypants 32

Wednesday 8 July 2015 1:02

Cleaning, I think.

Comments

Dean__Winchester 16

Wednesday 8 July 2015 1:11

you sure that's not my mom? she does the exact same thing!! FYL because I feel ya

Steve97 32

Wednesday 8 July 2015 1:35

Who the hell vacuums at 3 in the morning? Patrick: "Oh boy 3am!"

FitFriday 32

Wednesday 8 July 2015 1:38

My mom used to do this on weekends (around 8am) while I was still in high school

lukian_fml 29

Wednesday 8 July 2015 1:41

Time to move out of home!

leogachi 15

Wednesday 8 July 2015 6:13

What if Op is a teen working a summer job?

crabbygabby 15

Wednesday 8 July 2015 19:07

Indeed, a teen about to go to college but working a summer job!

Clapdaddy 16

Wednesday 8 July 2015 1:41

Some people don't appreciate the struggle of being a light sleeper. Sorry OP

MasterTron 24

Wednesday 8 July 2015 2:01

Well you did walk right into it

Hop6e 22

Wednesday 8 July 2015 2:11

Turn the vacuum on while she's asleep and leave it in her room. Just plug it in and leave it. See how she likes it.

mustangbravo 27

Wednesday 8 July 2015 2:29

I heard about this. Apparently electricity is cheaper in the middle of the night. Maybe she's saving money. Or maybe tweaking.

charlie_81 7

Wednesday 8 July 2015 2:30

What the heck was she thinking? I would have to retaliate in some way!

getfokinrektm8 9

Wednesday 8 July 2015 2:46

sounds like my parents

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