Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I was really tired and needed sleep, I wouldn't have woken up. It was 3 AM. FML
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Today, I had three days off work. My mom woke me up for work on all three of those days, despite my repeatedly asking her not to. When I actually had to go to work this morning, she didn't wake me up. At least I wasn't late. FML
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
Today, I finally had a day off in two weeks and I was excited about getting to sleep in. At 5 a.m., my mom loudly knocked and came in. When I asked her what she wanted, she said she was checking to see if I was asleep. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my roommate vacuuming at 7 a.m. I was annoyed because I had stayed up late, but then I realized she was vacuuming in the kitchen… at 7 a.m. because the broom "wasn't powerful enough." I gave her the benefit of the doubt until she started vacuuming my bedroom floor while I was still in bed. FML
Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, after getting home from a twelve-hour shift at work, I got into bed and passed out. My mother soon woke me up, screaming that she could tell I was "fake sleeping" and ignoring her lecture on how I need to stop being so "lazy". FML
Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML
Today, I wasn't sure if I would have to go to work. My mom told me the night before that she would wake me up if I had to. I woke up, and seeing that it was past the time I normally go to work, I happily assumed I got called off. That is, until I got a phone call from my boss asking me why I wasn't there yet. FML
Today, my parents made me wake up at 7 a.m., like every morning. When I woke up exhausted, my mom rolled her eyes and said, "It’s called going to bed earlier." I went to bed at 10 p.m. last night. I fell asleep at 5 am. FML
Today, it’s the fifth day in a row that my mom has vacuumed right outside my room, from 5 to 11 AM. Despite this, I still can’t fall asleep before midnight. FML
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Top comments
ChristinePi 36
Well when she's sleeping you should do some cleaning of your own and if she questions you, give her the same response.
MrSassypants 33
Cleaning, I think.
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Comments (58)
ZeusBeDubsteppin 24
opposed to quietly vacuuming?
leogachi 15
And the "missed the point entirely" award goes to...
Hildy93 21
Yeah just casually vacuuming at 3 in the morning, that's nice.....
BlaqMontana 16
my mom won't only vacuum at 3am alone she'll make sure you join her.. sorry OPEN I know the feeling.
ganlanshu777 11
you mom just ok and you have to try to understand her. run a family is not an easy thing .. by the way your mom isn't do it everyday in same time right?
lucasstidd 4
Next time she's sleeping, take a vacuum to one of her walls on the other side. You know since she likes everything vacuumed.
MrThump 16
Buy her a ***** so she has something else to do at 3am.
BUMFLUFF89 4
All you need is some pliers and the plug.. Then go back to bed to catch some more z's
lostinareverie 21
Next time she is desperate for sleep I'd wake her up by vacuuming. Petty yes, but justified.
laggy 4
she must be tweeking... who the hell vacuums at 3 am
orsombre_fml 11
Methinks she has a message for you. On top of being a real Birch.