Today, my mother went through my bag and found what she thought was rolling papers. I was yelled at and called a stupid pothead with no future. They were facial blotting papers. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I came home to my parents holding my marijuana. They told me that I had the stupidest hiding place ever, and that I was, "not only a pothead, but a dumbfuck pothead." FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me, accused me of making stupid excuses up, and grounded me. FML
Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML
Today, my mom called me a druggie after she found out I smoked weed once. She's now threatening to sell my car, tell my boss, and ban me from seeing my fiancée. I'm 24. FML
Today, my mom and step-dad tore my room apart looking for the stash of drugs they thought I had. I've never touched drugs in my life, and I guess they believe me now. Didn't stop them from making me clean up the mess they made, though. FML
Today, I came home to find my room completely torn apart. My mom and dad start yelling at me asking me why I am doing drugs because she found a tiny baggie on the floor. It was the little bag that spare buttons come in when you buy a dress shirt. FML
Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML
Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML
Today, my parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" are a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything. I was baked during the entire conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right. FML
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Top comments
MikaykayUnicorn 36
FYI for your crazy mother AND your oily skin OP.
ComoEsJuan 24
Hash oil, face oil, it's all the same.
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shortcake18 15
Sorry mom but it's the new thing...
saffy66 34
Nothing like invading your privacy, hey OP? I caught my mother reading my diary. To this day I can't put my thoughts and feelings into writing.
buckdharma 38
Blotting papers could lead to pimple popping.
beeferjay 34
your mom sounds like she needs a whole salad of the devils lettuce
writerchic85 26
Offer to take a drug test if she doesn't believe you. Also show her the packaging the blotting papers came in or show her a new package. Why would you have rolling papers and absolutely nothing else drug related? She sounds like a knee jerk idiot.
writerchic85 26
Blotting papers are for shine not for acne, and you're an ass
quesocoatl 14
also, acne wouldn't be their fault either #19.
mixximoo 24
This is something my mom would do. FYL for living with a crazy mom
HunterI64 5
Your mom thinks you will have no future because you might have weed? That's ridiculous..lol
Elban 20
Your mom should definitely get more info. I've had people buy zig zags because they work just the same as blotting papers but they're cheaper.