By strayy - 30/09/2015 06:47 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my mother told me I should volunteer in Africa, because I might "get lucky, catch malaria and come back skinny". FML
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Wizardo 33

Tell her to take a trip to the sun, she might get a heart after it thaws out.

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RedPandax 23

That incredibly insensitive. She should volunteer in Africa. It might make her a more nicer person, it sounds like she's needs it.

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more4me 27

I'd rather be fat (I assume that's what OP's mom meant?) than an insensitive idiot, like your mom. If your mom isn't happy with the way you look, tell her that you have her genes after all, but fortunately, not her personality ! Chin up, OP!

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bapbap_fml 15

What a stupid thing to say. I'm very thin because of my health problems and I've had a friend say I was "lucky" because of it. I wanted to slap her and say "I'd rather have my health and function normally, you dumb twat!"

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mellyski 25

OP, your mama is nuts. I live in Auckland too - tell her to go volunteer at the children's hospital, she might learn something from mums with real problems.

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Richard6036 13

It sounds like your mother talks out of her ass quite often

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brianna_ames 5

im so so sorry

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BloodyGlass 10

"Maybe you should go to Hell, your heart might melt in the process." What a bitch, sorry about that OP. :(

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