Today, my mother said she called our internet provider, and told them to cancel it. In rage, I left for a friends house for a couple of hours. When I got home, she told me she was joking, and wanted me out of the house so she could eat all the ice-cream. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, in a fit of rage, my mom confessed to me that I was adopted, and if she had the chance to turn back time, she wouldn't have done it in the first place. All because I ate the last ice cream sandwich. FML
Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML
Today, my mom complained that I never do anything nice for her, so while out shopping I bought her favorite chocolate bar. When I got home, she screamed at me because she’s on a diet. FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, my mom called me and asked me to fix her computer, three days after saying she never wanted to see me again for dating a boy. I got lectured to on how I'm ruining my life the whole time. FML
Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML
Today, my parents threw a hissy fit calling me ungrateful and disrespectful for wanting to do laundry and clean at home, instead of going out to their friends' house for dinner. They also disconnected the Internet to punish me when they left. I'm 20 and visiting home on a college break. FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed and didn't believe me. When I tried to convince her it was real, she got mad and grounded me for lying. I had to cancel the date. FML
Today, my mom was acting really pissy, and I couldn't help but mutter that she must be on her period. Five hours later, I'm glued to the toilet with my phone, because she went all out for revenge and spiked my dinner with some hellishly potent kind of laxative. FML
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Top comments
illmatic2 16
She deserves a high-five.
ImInABox 6
I scream, you scream. You screamed so she could have icecream!
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Comments (187)
LokahiDaAnimo 0
what does ydi mean?
anongrl 2
you dumb idiot
aaronruark 2
I.don't ******* get.the.problem
Omgpwned1234 0
I dont know whos sadder, the person who got upset over internet, or someone who eats all the ice cream
Pryor87 0
Cry baby lmao
PhillJFry 0
be happy u have a good mom that jokes around like that
SayPeanuts 29
Such a childish way to react. YDI.
BritLass 15
Jeez! It's only the internet! I'm glad she ate the icecream. (:
fiblydinkerton 0
Ur mom is awesome
sorrowevicteon 9
Well this should actually be f*** your dad's life. Sounds an awful lot like the mom of my girlfriend... I say FHL (f*** his life) for her stepfather nearly every day...
litingphires 7
Your mom is a bitch, who the **** does that