Miscellaneous: Today, my mother moved in to my 2-bedroom apartment with me.... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/02/2015 01:46 - United States - Lebanon

Today, my mother moved in to my 2-bedroom apartment with me. She brought her boyfriend, 4 chihuahuas, and 2 birds with her. FML

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By Bananapi - 10/09/2017 13:00

Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML

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By Anon_a_mouse - 30/03/2011 19:59 - Reserved

Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2012 06:21 - Canada

Today, while I was looking for an apartment for my boyfriend and myself, he asked me how would I feel about his mom moving in together with us. FML

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By beeee - 26/07/2010 04:03 - Australia

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2020 08:03 - Germany - Ebersbach

Today, my mom’s house has several comfortable places to rest in every room. For the cats and dogs, that is. Unfortunately for me, I'm a human. FML

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By Bribri - 18/11/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, my mom's "hobby" of rescuing homeless people became very real. We now have 3 more people living in our house, and none of them have a sense of personal space. I wake up to their faces in my windows. Thanks mom. FML

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By Sleepless - 05/02/2019 00:00

Today, my dad and I had to move in with my mom. There's only two tiny rooms, and my aunt lives there along with her dogs and my cat. The dogs have tried to kill my cat, I have to share the bed with my mom, who snores BAD, and I haven't slept in two days. I work early all week. FML

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By anonymous - 27/01/2012 15:26 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML

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All in the Family

By weedvocate - 25/03/2020 14:02

Today, my mother brought home dinner for 4 people. I was not one of those people. The dog, however, was. FML

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Put your foot down

By K.. - 28/02/2021 14:01 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML

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Top comments

lowkeybelieber 7

Friday 20 February 2015 8:44

It's your job to tell her what's okay and what's not in YOUR house. Just because she's family doesn't give her the right to push you around.

gsam99 20

Friday 20 February 2015 8:45

YDI for not having boundaries. Even if you have reason (maybe she's old or sick) to let HER stay, that does not require the rest. At least, not in those numbers.

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carrissa3 13

Friday 20 February 2015 8:47

That sucks

Jay0501 21

Saturday 21 February 2015 6:01

If only there was a button for that... Hmm

Bricktothehead 21

Friday 20 February 2015 8:47

Your house. Your rules. Own it!

Guard_Babe 19

Friday 20 February 2015 8:48

I know she's your mother and you love her, but maybe ask her next time to not completely invade/cramp your space? :)

jake_braves 25

Friday 20 February 2015 8:49

You won't be getting laid anytime soon lol jk. But privacy might be hard to come by. You need to be the one in control though. You may be the daughter, but you're the boss of the household.

WattledParsley 11

Friday 20 February 2015 12:18

This comment annoyed me and I don't know why.

benikora 8

Friday 20 February 2015 9:01

If you're lucky the dogs might eat the birds and it'll be a little quieter.

Araj_Hs 19

Friday 20 February 2015 9:02

Why does not your mom's boyfriend take her somewhere to stay? This is not at all right. You need to do something about this!

xpsychocatladyx 15

Friday 20 February 2015 9:05

I see how this situation came come up and be uncomfortable. but I'm sure there is more behind this story so follow up seems to he needed

xwingtwo 15

Friday 20 February 2015 9:10

Cool a deadbeat mom with a deadbeat boyfriend. I hope that you fell far from that tree!

IceMan11 23

Friday 20 February 2015 9:21

Mabye if you behave yourself she'll let you get a race car bed.

JayVicious 20

Friday 20 February 2015 10:23

with a sweet ass sound system and a cb to talk to other car beds

mikepzz 27

Friday 20 February 2015 11:16

Damn, I'm totally putting a cb on mine now, I never thought of that.

nsb124 15

Friday 20 February 2015 9:23

Use what she used on you when you were a kid. "You live under my roof, you live by my rules."

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