By Newly Minted Canuck - 22/04/2017 20:00

Today, my daughter found a hair baked into the crust of her pizza. Grossed out, she put it down the garbage disposal, but I told her to dig it out so we could get a refund. After dinner, she came looking for the saved pizza crust. I was baffled about where it was until I realized I'd eaten it. FML
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Is anyone else more grossed out by the fact that it was pulled out of the garbage disposal? Hair. Okay, not the ideal pizza topping, but at least it was baked. Slime and grime from the the garbage disposal? *BARF*

I say this is possibly both "your life sucks" and "you deserve it." Your life sucks because your daughter found a hair in her pizza. You deserve it IF you ate the rest of the pizza and still expected a refund.

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I have just lost my appetite.

I know right? so gross

I deleted your extra comments, Josh Jaron Avid. Welcome to FML!

I say this is possibly both "your life sucks" and "you deserve it." Your life sucks because your daughter found a hair in her pizza. You deserve it IF you ate the rest of the pizza and still expected a refund.

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No one said she was still going to take it back for a refund. The real reason it's both is because it sucks there was a hair is their pizza and it's a YDI because how could you forget what that piece was for?

"but I told her to dig it out so we could get a refund" Isn't reading fun?

Is anyone else more grossed out by the fact that it was pulled out of the garbage disposal? Hair. Okay, not the ideal pizza topping, but at least it was baked. Slime and grime from the the garbage disposal? *BARF*

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Sounds like you got yourself in a hairy situation. Fyl, OP. (You need to pay attention to the crust you're eating especially if it had hair)

how in the fuck does that even happen.. why would you even eat anymore pizza to begin with... darwin award...

I was reading this as I was just eating pizza for dinner. I don't think I want the rest anymore. Thanks, Op.

You have had worse.

Parents: part-time philosophers, on-the-spot garbage disposal.