By Newly Minted Canuck - 22/04/2017 20:00

Today, my daughter found a hair baked into the crust of her pizza. Grossed out, she put it down the garbage disposal, but I told her to dig it out so we could get a refund. After dinner, she came looking for the saved pizza crust. I was baffled about where it was until I realized I'd eaten it. FML
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Druu 53
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Is anyone else more grossed out by the fact that it was pulled out of the garbage disposal? Hair. Okay, not the ideal pizza topping, but at least it was baked. Slime and grime from the the garbage disposal? *BARF*

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blackfire29 7
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I say this is possibly both "your life sucks" and "you deserve it." Your life sucks because your daughter found a hair in her pizza. You deserve it IF you ate the rest of the pizza and still expected a refund.

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Ashamed_Sister 60
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I have just lost my appetite.

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Josh Jaron Avid 5
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I know right? so gross

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Cali 54
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I deleted your extra comments, Josh Jaron Avid. Welcome to FML!

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blackfire29 7
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I say this is possibly both "your life sucks" and "you deserve it." Your life sucks because your daughter found a hair in her pizza. You deserve it IF you ate the rest of the pizza and still expected a refund.

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mariri9206 32

No one said she was still going to take it back for a refund. The real reason it's both is because it sucks there was a hair is their pizza and it's a YDI because how could you forget what that piece was for?

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Lalala579121 27
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"but I told her to dig it out so we could get a refund" Isn't reading fun?

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Druu 53
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Is anyone else more grossed out by the fact that it was pulled out of the garbage disposal? Hair. Okay, not the ideal pizza topping, but at least it was baked. Slime and grime from the the garbage disposal? *BARF*

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Manual_Manoosy 21
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Dtcnationz 6
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Sounds like you got yourself in a hairy situation. Fyl, OP. (You need to pay attention to the crust you're eating especially if it had hair)

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Rebecca Stockert 16
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how in the fuck does that even happen.. why would you even eat anymore pizza to begin with... darwin award...

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moonlight77 28
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I was reading this as I was just eating pizza for dinner. I don't think I want the rest anymore. Thanks, Op.

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Regulate 21
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You have had worse.

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neallo 5
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Parents: part-time philosophers, on-the-spot garbage disposal.

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