Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML
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Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML
Thieves like us
Today, my mom stole my holiday money because she found it “near her bag” in my kitchen and “assumed it was hers” and she must have “forgotten it was in there all this time.” I demanded it back, but she’d already spent it on hair, nails, shoes, and a date night with dad. She won’t pay me back either. FML
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
Technically, that's stealing
Today, I told my mom about the $50 I'd hidden in case of an emergency, and how I couldn't find it. She said she'd borrowed it last week. FML
Enjoy yourself
Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees, and her cruise ship fee. FML
Piggy banked
Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML
Smooth criminal
Today, my sister stole my credit card, used it to rack up a small debt, then told my mom she will pay me back in the future one day, “happily”. But not right now because she has better things to spend her money on. FML
Today, my mother told me that I could take a friend on vacation with us. Then she added that because I have no friends, my brother can bring his girlfriend instead. FML
Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML
Thanks Grandma
Today, my husband and I had to cancel our family Disney World trip because my mom stole and gambled away all of our spending money. Our kids are still crying and throwing tantrums and don't understand why we can't afford to go anymore. FML
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superguppy19 3
Damn what a selfish bitch
rainer13 11
Are you really going to put up with that crap?
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xlibra259x 0
or just demand that you get to go to D.R. too! I've been there on a family vacation before, was awesome. you need to go.. tell her that if she's using your money, you're going!
PrimeStarscream 30
Take a ton of cash out of her wallet, and when she yells at you just say "Well, you can afford to go get more!"
Mauskau 36
She told you she was taking it, she told you that you were broke in advance. Nah she's a selfish bitch, I'd put that money somewhere she can't get to it.
monkey253100 8
That's not as bad as some of the other FMLs you're just turning it into a big deal!
Get_Sommme 2
Get a bank account.
maxsti04 1
Yeah my mom borrowed me 200$ a fes months ago... Never gave em back. I borrowed a 45$ last week and i have to give it back. I feel your pain OP :(
Franklin24 3
Man that would make me want to punch someone I'm the face not say I would But it would make me want to
candyg92 0
Wow... Thats really messed up....
BadSuerte 0
How about you "cancel" her trip? Or better yet, make sure you take her money and spend it. Because she do it to you, you do it to her!!
thefuckinloser 6
she dont want you to see her in action .....she going back to relive old fond memorys and sure as **** dont need her kid with her you better off