Today, my mom got a cat. I'm allergic to cats, so I politely asked my mom why she got it. Her response: "I want you to finally want to move out." I turned eighteen two weeks ago. FML
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Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
Today, after 25 years living with my dad, who is highly allergic to cats, I was finally able to adopt two kittens to live in my new place, just like I have always wanted. Guess who else is highly allergic to cats? Me, it seems. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, at age eighteen, I finished moving out of my parents' house and into my own. The only person to even remotely give a shit was my sister, and that was only because I was taking the cat with me. FML
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Today, my mother refused to buy a cat because my sister is allergic to them. She bought a rabbit instead. I'm allergic to rabbits. FML
Today, my mom gave me thirty days notice to find an apartment and move out. Why? She's dating my former best friend and wants to move him in, but he won't do it until I'm gone because it would be "awkward." FML
Today, my mother-in-law told my husband that I cannot stay in her house unless I can bring proof from a doctor that my allergy to cats is not contagious. FML
Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML
Today, my mother sat me down and told me, "I'm not going to lie, I hate living with you. Please get a job and move out." I'm 16. FML
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singer0421 32
Thats's awful!! Try staying with a good friend until you can get on your feet :)
jkmartinjk 16
Well Skaterboy your time has come.
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gothmo 8
Depending on the severity of the allergy you could tell her that now that you have a cat you may grow out of your allergy. Even if it's not one you can you could still tell her that.
blackvyper 8
You should have planned ahead!
spookycat32 6
Take the hint, already! Jeez ...
Andrai 10
I hear so much about these parents...I've never met one though. Either way, stay with a close friend or relative until you can afford to move out. c:
Jacktastic 3
I recently found out that I'm allergic to cats, luckily we no longer had any cats, but it was nice to know why I'd been so stuffed up and itchy...and now my mom has a kitten, and likes to let it into my room, and gets mad when I won't let it in.
dreamingincolor 5
Happy birthday
Naomi Lacelle 14
Well Skaterboy, time to say "see ya later" boy