Today, my mom got a cat. I'm allergic to cats, so I politely asked my mom why she got it. Her response: "I want you to finally want to move out." I turned eighteen two weeks ago. FML
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Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
Today, after 25 years living with my dad, who is highly allergic to cats, I was finally able to adopt two kittens to live in my new place, just like I have always wanted. Guess who else is highly allergic to cats? Me, it seems. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, at age eighteen, I finished moving out of my parents' house and into my own. The only person to even remotely give a shit was my sister, and that was only because I was taking the cat with me. FML
Cats rule, boys drool
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Today, my mother refused to buy a cat because my sister is allergic to them. She bought a rabbit instead. I'm allergic to rabbits. FML
Cuckoo
Today, my mom gave me thirty days notice to find an apartment and move out. Why? She's dating my former best friend and wants to move him in, but he won't do it until I'm gone because it would be "awkward." FML
Today, my mother-in-law told my husband that I cannot stay in her house unless I can bring proof from a doctor that my allergy to cats is not contagious. FML
Fatal decision
Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML
Mom of the year
Today, my mother sat me down and told me, "I'm not going to lie, I hate living with you. Please get a job and move out." I'm 16. FML
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singer0421 32
Thats's awful!! Try staying with a good friend until you can get on your feet :)
jkmartinjk 16
Well Skaterboy your time has come.
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MTCoralReefer 10
stupid ****. great parenting skills
lucy7368 2
Congratulations! Welcome to being an adult!
BenjaminButtons 2
Honestly I think all the people who are commenting that kids should tough it out and be kicked out at 18 need to be realistic about the financial and living circumstances of the millennial generation. I think it's wrong for parents to kick someone out on the street. Rent costs like $600 a month, along with bus pass of $50, $200 for food, and than you need toiletries. How is someone supposed spend 25 hours a week in lectures/labs, study, volunteer/join school clubs and work 25 hours a week? And even if that WAS possible how are they suppose to have enough money left over to even make a DENT in their $25,000 yearly university tuition? Also don't tell me the rent figure isn't realistic because after you add up insurance, utilities, phone bills and etc it does reach that target.
love_me_electric 20
I've been moved out since a couple weeks after I graduated, and I pay about $7,000 a year for tuition (this would be roughly the same in Alberta, where OP is from). It's not that hard to get a student loan these days. And it doesn't even say anywhere in the FML that he's a student. Maybe he's a high school drop out who sits around all day and does nothing. Usually when parents kick out their kids they have a good reason.
Rawr6591 21
If you are in school, working, in the process of either or both then your mother is doing the most if not then I support her decision
Rawr6591 21
if the op has means of doing so they should help their mother with certain bills we dont know their home situation but it's good to help your parents out they have raised you why not help them with some bills or rent
emilyepley 6
that's horrible /;
150493x 29
Some people, like myself, still live at home with their parents. I'm 20 and I pay towards rent and help with household chores. I'm sure if you suggest these things you could maybe come to an agreement. Just because you're of legal age doesn't mean you're ready to move out. Hope things work out OP.
DestinysChampion 17
Kind of a rude awakening, huh?
stargirl_95 24
For those of you who are saying "OP should take responsibility, get a job and move out!" Yes, because jobs are just being handed out like candy to inexperienced eighteen year olds and everyone knows that apartments are just so cheap these days. How do you know that OP hasn't already started looking for a job but no one has gotten back to him yet? How do you know that OP isn't going to college? Secondly, people in this generation are staying at home longer not because they're lazy bums who like to mooch off of their parents but because the standard of living has become much more expensive and good jobs have become harder to come by. Where I'm from, it's becoming much more unrealistic to expect someone to move out before they turn 25 because rent is ridiculously expensive. Thirdly, you don't stop being a parent when your kid turns 18. Parenting is a lifelong commitment. This means that as a parent, it is your job to help your kid get onto his/her feet. I'm not saying that you have to do everything for them, I'm saying that you should at least help them out and give them a chance. Anyone who honestly thinks that it's okay to just kick their kid out the moment they turn eighteen with no money, no place to go, and no one to turn to is a terrible parent and person.
catanita 18
I will never be able to understand this kind of behaviour from parents. Which by the way i have seen it only in USA and Canada. So the moment you turn eighteen you are supposed to find a place to stay and a job in order to have money to pay the rent, food and everything else?
OverBlossomed 22
According to many of the self-righteous commenters here, yes.