Today, my mom borrowed my computer without my permission and downloaded a virus. I came home to a blue screen of death. She refuses to admit fault and pay for a new computer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got a blue screen of death on my brand new computer. Why? My parents installed an "anti-virus" before I got home. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
Today, I let my mother use my computer for school work. Later that day my mom asks me what's wrong with the computer. I look at it, only seeing a "Welcome to Windows XP" screen. She said that she saw a blue screen and pressed L and C when it asked her to. My mom managed to clear my hard drive. FML
Open-minded
Today, my mom called me and asked me to fix her computer, three days after saying she never wanted to see me again for dating a boy. I got lectured to on how I'm ruining my life the whole time. FML
Today, I got a computer. When I opened it, I found out that my dad had made himself the administrator. He made it so everything shut off after 11 o'clock, and made it so I couldn't download anything without his password. FML
What have you done now?
Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML
Mr. Robot
Today, our computer system has irretrievably broken down due to viruses. My boss is the one who refused to get new antivirus software, but he’s still blaming me because I’m the computer guy and should be able to protect us from stupidly complicated viruses, "like the hackers in the movies." FML
Today, my step-mom restarted the computer because she thought she'd downloaded a virus that stopped her from being able to click on anything, erasing my 7-page paper in the process. It turns out it was just the batteries dying in our wireless mouse. FML
Technologically challenged
Today, my aged mother continued to complain about her computer issues to me. A relative, who is good at tech support, won't bother servicing her computer because whatever she does ends up bogging it down the next day, so I have to hear about it on the phone. FML
Today, as I was using my mom's computer, a spider crawled onto the screen. So as per my usual reaction to seeing a spider, I smashed it as fast as I could. I missed the spider, but now I have to buy my mom a new monitor. FML
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DrizzlePaws 29
I’m confused at the people saying the OP works in IT, where does it specify that he’s an IT worker?
InsanityShard 23
Why not just reformat it...? It's not like a blue screen affects the actual hardware.
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whitewolf361 13
Reminds me of my boyfriend's mom. I haven't seen it personally, but he's mentioned to me that she somehow gets viruses on every computer she's had to the point where he has to buy her a new one. She even 'killed' a Mac. My sister used to do the same; of course, she was a kid then. She recently 'killed' his all-in-one computer that he let her use. No idea what is happening or what she's doing, but some people don't react well with technology.
Hellblazer_Sith 25
Hi OP - I work in IT. If possible try doing a system restore. If that fails try doing a windows recovery. You can also try going into Windows in safe mode. Malware doesn’t mean you need a new PC and can be easy to fix.
Bingo_Bango 13
If you work in IT like people are suggesting the comment previously said, then you should know that virus software and firewalls should be used on ALL PCs that use the internet. You should also know that it is far cheaper to format or fix a new computer than buy a new one, even if you can't fix it yourself, as there are varying roles in IT, it will still be cheaper to pay someone than buy a new one. I think you're just trying to take your mother for a ride to get an upgrade.
Bingo_Bango 13
Also I agree with the user that said most blue screen issues are hardware or driver related, not virus.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
Try caspersky offline scan. It helped for my pc...
GhostFox 34
One: OP works in IT. It's EXTREMELY unlikely those of you giving BASIC trouble shooting advice are going to tell them something they don't already know. Two: It doesn't matter how good of a firewall or anti-virus program you have if the person using the computer does something- intentionally or not- that lets the virus bypass them. Three: Some viruses CAN cause hardware damage by using so much of the hardware that it overheats, causing parts to melt or warp. Four: It sounds possible that OP's mother has her own computer and is aware she isn't supposed to use OP's- but that she used OP's because she knew she was doing something that could damage the computer she did it on. A lot of people who suck at safely using the internet do this. Five: Given that OP has a job, it isn't exactly unfair for them to expect their mother to at least be a decent person and admit to what she did, and offer SOME kind of help with replacing the computer or whatever parts were damaged. Six: If it's hardware damage and it ISN'T from a virus or a result of the **** up on the update for Windows 10, it means that she physically did something to the computer to break it, and thus likely knows /exactly/ what is wrong with it, but is making OP hunt for the problem instead of owning up to her **** up.
ohsnapword 21
Asking your mother to replace the computer because of a virus is like asking her to buy you a new car because she got a flat tire while borrowing it. Learn how to fix it yourself. Like changing a tire, removing a virus from a computer is a skill everyone should have.
Harm Varwijk 17
she gave you life and you nagging about a PC?
Avatarsound 10
When you get her to buy you a new pc I’ll take your “dead” one off your hands.
JoshuaBarnette 8
One Word: PASSWORD