About Drizzlepaws
Just a nonbinary person who hates being forced to pick a gender on here
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Drizzlepaws's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • At night, all FMLs are grey.

    To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Master spy - level Maxwell Smart

    You're following 100 people
    1%
  • Amateur spy - level Johnny English

    You're following 50 people
    2%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    4%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    59%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    4%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    4%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    8%
  • Godlike spy - level 007

    You're following 200 people
    1%
The list of badges to find
Drizzlepaws's favorite FMLs

This Sexist Tomb Raider Review Has Pissed Off The Internet

FML. How can Lara Croft possibly run and have small boobs at the same time?

By nadine - / Monday 26 March 2018 22:00 /
By sigh... / Friday 25 June 2010 06:44 / United States
By squizzlebee - / Thursday 30 June 2016 11:58 / United Kingdom - York
By SwinginSolo - / Tuesday 26 March 2013 12:07 / United States