Public freakouts and Miscellaneous: Today, my mom and I were escorted out of the KFC because my mom... - FML

By lifesux - 05/02/2011 21:28 - South Africa

Today, my mom and I were escorted out of the KFC because my mom tried to mug and pick a fight with another customer. FML

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Today, I went to my favorite restaurant with my mother. The food took a little longer than usual to arrive and my mom threw a fit, complete with kicking and screaming, in the middle of the restaurant. My mom and I are both banned for life. FML

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By pchis4ever - 20/11/2009 18:30 - United States

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Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML

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By User06606 - 29/09/2009 11:31 - United States

Today, I went to eat with my girlfriend, her parents and my mother. My mother complained about every aspect of the service. When I told her she needed to assert herself, she took her pocketbook and hit me over the head. The whole restaurant stared at us while she yelled "Is that assertive enough?" FML

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By what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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By I apologize on behalf of my mother - 14/05/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I was getting food at a buffet. Suddenly, my mom appeared and started screaming at a guy for pushing me. I wasn't pushed by anyone, I just tripped over nothing. The poor guy looked so confused and embarrassed, and my mom wouldn't let me defend him. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 21:09 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 02:20 - United States - Exeter

Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML

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Get a move on!

By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 02:00 - United States

Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML

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waswashere 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 2:08

WTF?!?!? they have KFC in south Africa?!?!?

bigsc 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 2:03

you're lucky; should have been arrested

Comments

pinklover24 13

Sunday 6 February 2011 2:52

Her excuse, "someone was stealing my fucken chicken!"

alwa7sh 2

Sunday 6 February 2011 3:08

Or, "he was touching my breast and touching my thighs."

The_Moustache 6

Sunday 6 February 2011 8:03

Or she noticed the number three came with two sides, and got over-excited and slapped someone.

Scorpio_DR 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 3:13

Lmmfao...you're mom's gansta...

three3_fml 2

Sunday 6 February 2011 3:23

You can take them out of the hood, but can't take hood out of them, to mom is super ghetto,

Chris19801012 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 3:43

it's all good, I like fried chicken and watermelon too

jak133 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 3:43

Looks like u gots ur self a ghetto mom :DD

IHeartJimi02 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 3:57

I'm surprised you two didn't get arrested.

manjot21sandhu 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 4:53

thats just f*cked up

Gummybears4life 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 5:08

You're mom is so cool XD

someguy314159265 15

Sunday 6 February 2011 5:47

I don't know-- I'm not sure if it's okay to be raised by a complete psychopath who would probably, intentially or not, tutor you very effectively in the art of picking fights with other people.

ConfusionsLoveMe 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 7:38

I highly doubt that one can only be half of a psychoapath. However, I also doubt that she Is "a complete psychopath." It's pretty rare to have no conscience at all .

lolstenholme 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 5:10

I moderated this :D

Zmeilerr 22

Sunday 6 February 2011 6:15

And we care why?

Zmeilerr 22

Sunday 6 February 2011 6:15

And we care why?

Zmeilerr 22

Sunday 6 February 2011 6:15

And we care why?

BlackHoleSuns 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 6:20

I hope you never moderate a FML again. You went way overboard with the moderating buddy. You will probably moderate this comment also just because it points out how much of an uptight ass you are.

SchiTzenGiglez 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 14:59

I agree #36 your a bitch

Watermelon2011 6

Sunday 6 February 2011 5:44

ghetto fabulous lol

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