theRoomie - 02/11/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, my loser roommate got wasted. He comes to me before going to bed, tells me he loves me, tries to hug me, then explosively vomits all over my face, my hair, my clothes. Then spends the rest of the night retching. FML
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ActionManly 11

He shows you affection, tries to get intimate, gives you a present, then starts choking over words for you, and all you can do is complain. YDI.

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jchansfan 0

WELL THAT JUST BLOWS CHUNKS! =( lol :P

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aback 4

I have a brother in law like that. If he says he loves you, watch out--it means he's about to puke on your shoes.

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perdix 29

You're lucky he got sick and wasn't able to continue on to sodomizing you against your will. Was he telling you "You have a purty mouth" before he puked? (Theme song from "Deliverance.")

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alilo_fml 0

Ehhh not worthy of an fml just clean up this kinda stuff happens all the time but i am sorry for the yakk :(

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irregularhunterz 0

http://ihatejade.com/?id=6eu2pqru5cqkw7ezrea67z1iym29nu

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Byrnevictim 0

If you hugged him he would have thrown up behind you.

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spiker84 0

ok i jus want to point out... it starts, obviously, with"today" but ends with "spenr the REST OF THE NIGHT wreching" this has to be fake

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KatieGoesRawrr 0

all FMLs HAVE to start with 'today'.. it's just one of their rules.. i think most of these fmls aren't written on the same day.

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1two3four5six 23

might have happened at night or have been posted the day after dumbass

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iBiteRoses 22

Yeah, just like everyone else said, the rule is "it has to start with 'Today,' and end with 'FML.' "

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the_gay_van 0

I did this the other day. Man did I feel like a douche.

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H3ALTHFR3AK 0

Wow that sucks, but as a consilation prize know that we here at fml.com love you and couldn't possibly vomit on u

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labola26 0

that's karma you called him a loser

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