Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML
Today, I checked my sister's diary, because I was worried about her recent angry and withdrawn behavior. She caught me in the act, and my mom, whom I've caught blatantly snooping through my stuff multiple times now, grounded me for my "disgusting" violation of my sister's privacy. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML
Today, I went to my cousin's house. I left my bag on the couch as my aunt instructed, only for my cousin to take it and throw it into the swimming pool. My laptop, textbooks and notes were soaked. My exam is in a week, and my aunt won't punish her perfect little angel. FML
Today, my sister accused me of hacking into her phone because I helped her connect to a WiFi network a while ago, and she'd completely forgotten about it. I only found that out when my mom accidentally leaked it to me. FML
Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
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Jimboom 12
Having grown up with 2 older sisters I have learnt that you never let a girl no matter what the age walk away angry and thinking that they need to get back at you. What you should have said was something like "I will show you, but only if you prove to me that your old enough by doing X", and making X an impossible task of some kind. That would have distracted her with something else and she probably would have forgotten about it some time later if she was going to your granparents anyway. Either that or you shouldn't leave your laptop just out in the open where little hands can snatch it. Hope you passworded your profile at least!
Darth_Taco 14
See, this is why you shouldn't keep naked pictures of yourself on your electronic devices. Make sure to delete them as soon as you get your laptop back. And about the paper...I'm so sorry. Always make sure you keep a back-up or two.
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Comments (187)
cj_gurl 0
She stole your laptop. What a spoiled rotten little bitch to think she has the right to take your expensive piece of equipment, needed for schoolwork, just because you said no - which you had every right to do! I hope you slap her across the face. Hard.
trackrunner525 0
wow, bitchy little sisters...i feel ya on that one lol
foolsangel 4
Hopefully you'll put a password on your laptop from now on, and learn to keep your nudes off the computer, or at least well hidden & passworded. I never keep compromising pictures on my computer, even with the password protection, because you never know what might happen. For other pictures I wouldn't like people to see, like nsfw kind of stuff, I just make a folder somewhere that's a bitch to get to that looks like an official folder. It doesn't prevent someone from snooping around, but it makes it harder to find.
lesb_lv 0
Im sorry for you :( For future: lock your laptop; and lock your room. When she gets back from grandparents, get back to her. Give away all her things she really likes. Sell her pet and tell her that it died after a day of agony. Tell her that she is adopted. And every day add a sip of laxative to her food. Tell her friends, that she has a contagious disease. ... OK, got the idea ;) But now, as someone said already, start driving....
AliSama 17
the thing that would worry me is not the embarrassment that it could cause you. That is nothing really. funny har har. I am sorry etc. the reality is that you, depending on your age, could be charged with child pornography. Not only that, but you could be placed on a sex offender list for life. I would make sure this is not the case before worrying about an embarrassing moment of someone seeing a pic of you naked.
Callyn 47
Your sister's a bitch. Why should she be able to read your private conversations? Call your grandparents and get them to take it away and make sure that she gets grounded, at the very least.
PureGold 0
Your sister should be grounded, or just find some way to get back at her...the IM conversation was personal, she had no right to even want to see it, let alone to get mad at you for not letting her. She's basically the definition of a nosy, spoiled brat, I'm sorry you got stuck with a sister like that. She probably always tries to start drama and thinks everyone's out to get her, and goes crying to your parents with the "my older sister's so mean to me and tries to shut me out all the time!" excuse whenever possible. Little sister are just spoiled in general...I have one, I know.
thekreeperkeeper 0
ydi for havin teh nudie pix... but your life's pretty ****** since she took it, sucks to be you!
Shimrra_fml 0
See, this is why i a) use google docs so that that doesn't happen (at least keep an up to date copy on there) and b) when you have pictures like that, it is best to get a program like winrar and you keep all your photos like that in a locked archive with a password you only use for that. and if you wanted to go the extra step even, there is a way to hide a RAR in a JPG so you could make that file be a picture of a waterfall or something to anyone who dosent know what it is.
dmendelsohn 0
dumb question, but, u say "her grandparents". do u and ur sister have different grandparents? unless she's actually ur half-sister or u just made a typo, i dont get it.