Kids: Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my...

By Anonymous - 30/09/2014 18:48 - United States - North Andover

Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML

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By Quincy_Ethan - 29/08/2014 21:22 - United States - Killeen

Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2013 00:06 - United States - Marysville

Today, my little sister asked me to open a jar of pickles for her. I struggled a little until the lid busted open, and pickle juice poured over my pocket and the iPhone inside. My sister then sniffed the jar, made a disgusted face, and ran out. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2015 12:43 - United Kingdom - Bexley

Today, my bitch of a sister broke my new phone, which took me months of work to earn. Her excuse? If I didn't want her to break it, I shouldn't have let her use it. FML

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By scaredofcutouts - 10/10/2012 21:44 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, my sister thought it would be funny to place a cardboard cut-out of a person at the foot of my bed. I woke up, saw the cut-out from the corner of my eye, fell out of bed, landed on my hand wrong, and broke two fingers. She got it all on video. FML

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By Laptop - 25/05/2010 04:44 - France

Today, my little sister tripped when trying to walk up the stairs with a sandwich in one hand and my laptop in the other. She choose to save her sandwich instead of my £500 laptop. FML

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By NoseInPain - 20/08/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML

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By unknown - 26/02/2012 13:53 - United States

Today, I gave my little brother my iPhone so he could play a game. I soon forgot about it, and when I got it back two hours later, there was pudding and a couple of big cracks in it. FML

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By sad face - 07/03/2012 19:25 - Canada

Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, my 8 year-old sister learned how to type her name into a phone using the number keypad. I later found my phone on the kitchen counter with all my contacts under her name. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, I pretended like I was dead to my 4 year-old brother. He cried my name for a couple of seconds, then took my iPhone out of my hands and ran away laughing. FML

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omgbrainZ_fml 24

Tuesday 30 September 2014 23:04

Blame the media. She probably watched the bend test and wanted to do it herself.

LegendaryMant 4

Tuesday 30 September 2014 23:04

Or a sign that Apple should start giving a shit about their customers.

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summer135790 15

Wednesday 1 October 2014 4:56

That sucks op, sorry

Opsofficer 2

Wednesday 1 October 2014 5:08

ya should have bought an android

ryanator008 23

Wednesday 1 October 2014 5:17

Gotta love those i Phones. They rip off stuff from last year, and half-ass it too. Why are they more expensave that all the other phones? If anything, i Phones should be at a budget price.

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 1 October 2014 5:19

I bet you are pretty bent out of shape

DogeMan 14

Wednesday 1 October 2014 5:19

Apple made the iphone 6 build quality worse than the iPhone 5s u can tell becuase if u trying bending a iPhone 5s it's gonna be super hard

ryanator008 23

Wednesday 1 October 2014 5:21

This story sounds like those T-Mobile Jump commercials.

thefmlman2011 36

Wednesday 1 October 2014 5:27

How old is the sister?

just1n12 18

Wednesday 1 October 2014 5:58

#bendgate

DragonConqueror 11

Wednesday 1 October 2014 6:26

Blame the iPhone: it is bad quality aluminium, and therefore can be bent with ease. Switch to Android.

MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 1 October 2014 7:00

Oh, so it's not the stupid little sister's fault at all when trying to bend it?

TheNicce01 14

Wednesday 1 October 2014 7:20

on the bright side... it wasnt iPhone 6 plus

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