Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML
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Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML
Today, I had to put my little sister to bed. Usually my mom sings her a lullaby before she puts her to sleep, so I did too. After I finished the song, my sister looked me dead in the eyes and said, "This is why I tell people we aren't related." FML
Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML
Today, my little sister came up to me and said, "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML
Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML
Today, I told my daughter that she's going to be a big sister, because there is a baby growing in my tummy. She's been sobbing because I can't convince her that I didn't eat a baby. FML
Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML
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swaneh 0
Nothing like a cold dose of reality in your younger years, eh?
perdix 29
Tell her if she learns to drink a lot, forget how to say "no" and make good sammiches, she'll be able to get by.
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Comments (59)
tuffclick 0
that the funny shit I heard all week
kingtut95 0
you mean bitch
mps1969 8
That's what your mom said last night !
xlovelessx 0
lol that's hilarious if she's 5-6 fyl tho
WreckerGirl 4
That's horrible, OP. I feel so bad for you. xo
blastvortex 3
It's the kid's FML more than it is yours, OP.
kingtut95 0
I agree
Tbone611 0
at least she let you know. now you can fix your face and make her happy...
mckkayua 0
fyl! i'm so sorry!
saranottelling 7
F your sister's life more. It's bad enough she's going to look like you, but she's also going to have that, "Oh, I'm soooooo ugly and nobody will ever like me because of it!" attitude. I hope she gets friends!
HanaxD 0
I've seen this FML a few months back, but it was mother and daughter.
Bobby64 29
I was just about to say the same thing. This one, by the way: http://www.fmylife.com/kids/4055468
queenofdeath 0
omfg! that's horrible, I feel sorry for you, woman.