Today, my lawyer threatened to sue me because I can't afford his bill, which he sent to me after getting me out of a lawsuit. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, the extremely uncooperative client whom I'm trying to defend in court sent me a letter in which he threatened to sue me, because charging him for my services supposedly violates his "constipational rights". FML
Today, I got a bill from my former attorney for the call he made to me begging me not to turn him in for stealing all my money and almost causing me lose my home. FML
Today, I had to explain to a potential client that I wouldn't represent him, because suing his neighbor for calling him a pansy would get us laughed out of court and likely get me disbarred. His response was to get violent and threaten to sue me for violating his civil rights. FML
Today, my mom is threatening to take me to court to get the entirety of my dad's $1 million inheritance. She told me that she's entitled to it because she recently got scammed out of all her life savings. I can't afford a lawyer. FML
Today, I got a call from the county’s courthouse where I used to live saying I was being sued for fraud and expected in court to defend myself. Apparently, my ex took a loan out in my name and now I get to pay $2300 worth of legal fees and restitution to this loan company. FML
Today, because my lawyer made a mistake in 2013, I have to pay a fine of over 500.000 euros. I don't have that kind of money. The lawyer is of course completely of the hook. FML
Today, a guy hit my car, and I threatened to sue him after he started the conversation rudely. He told me to go ahead, because he doesn’t have any money or a job anyway, then because from his perspective he had nothing else really to lose, he kicked my ass. FML
Today, my lawyer let me know that due to the rising costs of living, her rate has increased to $565 an hour. That's more 20 times my pay. I'm not even getting a cost of living increase. FML
Today, my ex-wife's lawyer threatened to default on the divorce because I have not signed the divorce papers yet. Divorce papers that I have not been served yet. FML
Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML
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russman22 0
well he saved your ass so pay your ******* bill
SheriffBart 0
Today, the pimple-faced sandwich artist at Subway threatened not to give me my food until I paid him seven dollars, which he asked for after preparing my sandwich for me. FML.
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Comments (89)
tttron 0
what a piece of shit
Snazaza 0
arent you supposed to pay them anyway?
juicy_jay08 0
duh! thats what we do dumbass!
anonacs 0
LOL!
CyclonePsycho 1
RAAAAWR!!! *makes sputtering airplane noises*
Vlouise 0
ha, thats ironic
MzRodriquez95 0
That My Friend (*long dramatic pause) is What You Call A Lawyer .
lifeinhd 3
"Today, I requested an expensive service. Now I have to pay for it. FML" ???
NorfolkDude 2
I'm not exactly sure this is a FML since you just demonstrated your stupidity. I mean you used a lawyer to bail you out of a lawsuit, and that costs money. It's not free. Perhaps the reason why you originally had a lawsuit is because you're an idiot. Now you're just going to dig yourself further into the the hole known as dumb. I think suicide is a good option for you since you'll just leech off people for the rest of your life.
jooliaboolia 6
Suicide isn't for anyone. How dare you.
I_am_stupid_also 6
Stupid lawyer, should required taken a retainer up front. Must have been a really bad lawyer to need the case that bad.