Today, my Jewish boyfriend came over for my extended family's Easter party. My grandmother made fun of him for being Jewish so badly, that he left, crying. She doesn't see what she did wrong. FML
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Today, my boyfriend came over to my parents' house for dinner. My dad made Holocaust jokes the entire time. My boyfriend is Jewish. FML
Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my fiancé's family. After he excused himself to use the bathroom, his grandmother glared at me, sneered, "I never liked you" and kept eating while the others smirked. When my fiancé returned, everyone pretended nothing had happened. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I "always wear that stupid little hat." I'm Jewish. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed up at my grandmother's wake in torn jeans and a Family Guy t-shirt. When I took him aside asked him what the hell he was thinking, he lost his temper and stormed out. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were being driven home from our date by her mother. She's Jewish and I'm Catholic. Her mother was talking about how my girlfriend was going on a trip to Jerusalem that summer. She finished with "And you can find a nice Jewish boy while you're there." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to my parents' barbecue. He knew my family is extremely religious, so what did he do? Called for silence to make an announcement, namely: "God isn't real." Cue a riot that ended in us being kicked out and me all but disowned for "putting him up to it". FML
Today, I watched my mother tell a man that the holocaust was "a good thing" and "necessary for population control". That man was my girlfriend's father. Who is Jewish. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I spent all day preparing an amazing meal for my extended family, and then 3 hours before dinner his crazy mother forced him home because she felt "excluded". He's spent the past 3 days with her. There's no way for me to keep him and get rid of her. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years decided to tell an unimaginably rude joke to my grandma while at my house. She hit him over the head with a vase, and he's threatening to press charges. I still don't know whose side to take. FML
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shortasalways 9
I believe in respecting my elders, however is this situation I would have pulled my grandmother aside at the very first comment she made. I would have told her apologize and to change the subject and that if she continued WE would be leaving. Your boyfriend is a guest and should be treated with respect. I know family is important but there are lines you just dont cross. I can't believe you let the insults continue to the point he was crying. It's your family and you needed to have controlled the situation.
olpally 33
Your grandma's a bitch. That's so horrible. Hopefully you'll be able to patch things up with your bf.
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Comments (76)
gabe222 25
Why does it seem like there are a lot of crybaby men? If you believe in your faith, who cares what others have to say. In a more sarcastic light, what a troll granny you have!
onorexveritas 24
what is up with these grandmas!
Draugen 16
Old people these days...
jessi_sunshine 26
52, granny is an asshole who should mind her own business. No one has the right to impose their religious beliefs on anyone else, and if someone told me my religion was wrong and all sorts of crap, I'd probably cry too.
JonathanLeon1 10
You deserve it for being with such a little girl...
happylappy 21
I dont know about your grandparents, but I'm sure that both my grandmas don't really want a baby of their own at this time of their lives. It would be cruel to have a baby and then only be alive for about 25 years of its life.
StEpHiE1226 12
Yer grandma is epic!
robbie250 15
Well that was nice of her... I would have slapped her on his behalf
berkeleyjake 13
Sorry, but your boyfriend is a pussy. As a Jew myself I would have made fun of that old witch and her funny religion too
DDCA 24
Good ol' fashion bigotry at its finest!