Today, my husband's mistress purposely and dangerously induced her own labor so that she would have the baby on my birthday. Yes, I'm divorcing him. FML
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Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, my husband served me divorce papers and an order to grant him temporary custody of our kids. Tomorrow is my birthday. FML
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
Today, the day of my 29th birthday and two weeks after our 10th wedding anniversary, the only thing my husband got me for my birthday was divorce papers. Happy birthday, bitch. FML
Today, my husband admitted to getting his side chick (who I didn't know about) pregnant. If that wasn't bad enough, he actually had the nerve to call me a "selfish bitch" for wanting a divorce and refusing to help raise the kid once it's born. FML
Today, my wife and I were born on the same day, married on our birthday date. Today is our birthday and anniversary, and today we are getting divorced. FML
Today, I helped deliver the baby belonging to the woman my husband left me for. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML
Today, I’m nine months pregnant and divorcing my husband. He’s been cheating for the past six months and blamed it on me for “lack of intimacy.” I’ve been hospitalized three times for this pregnancy thus far, so I'm sorry I’ve been sick growing a whole ass human! FML
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interesting33 37
Can you report her to social services? she sounds dangerous to the child.
Alysha Cuddy 9
run. very fast
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Comments (39)
newwitch2010 11
Um, why didn't you divorce him sooner?
Victor Ostlund 6
Cuz she did not find out till now maybe
Tillie Jenkins 5
If you have legitimate proof of this, you can call Child Protective Services and have her arrested for child endangerment
Mariah Marsh 3
hopefully her labor lasts awhile, and it isn't born on your birthday
piinksock 17
How does one induce their own labor without medical help? By dangerously, what do you mean? She broke her own water?
chelsaaron 19
there are so many ways to dangerously induce labor or attempt to...
PenguinPal3017 19
You can do it with a foot massage if you know the right pressure point.
davecross 11
I'm not a women so i didn't know that was possible. The mistress must really hate you. You should beat and strip her naked in public like the wife's do in China
kimberbuckel 1
Call the hospital where the child is, when THEY report it to Social Services/CPS/DHS those agencies will be there to interview EVERYBODY, including your lame~ass husband (who I assume relayed the story to you?). As for the birthday .. lol she's gonna wonder every year if he's thinking of you! Hope it drives her KrAZy
Kyra Auguste 10
There’s a special saying for people like her that my family uses: May her hips spread like butter. Basically I hope she gets fat.
buckosix 5
I'm sure she'll get a bastard child on her next birthday from his new mistress!
princesscorkey 16
That is truly insane. Sounds like he has the real FML, though. He's with someone who is crazy enough to risk their child's life for pettiness, and now every year he will be reminded of it on their birthday. Good luck on your future endeavors, congratulations on ditching the cheater!
moxietonic 7
This sounds like something a petty person made up. Is there firsthand proof she did this?