By Whatthehell - 22/10/2017 05:00

Today, my husband's mistress purposely and dangerously induced her own labor so that she would have the baby on my birthday. Yes, I'm divorcing him. FML
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interesting33 36

Can you report her to social services? she sounds dangerous to the child.

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Tillie Jenkins 5

If you have legitimate proof of this, you can call Child Protective Services and have her arrested for child endangerment

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Mariah Marsh 3

hopefully her labor lasts awhile, and it isn't born on your birthday

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piinksock 17

How does one induce their own labor without medical help? By dangerously, what do you mean? She broke her own water?

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chelsaaron 19

there are so many ways to dangerously induce labor or attempt to...

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PenguinPal3017 19

You can do it with a foot massage if you know the right pressure point.

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davecross 11

I'm not a women so i didn't know that was possible. The mistress must really hate you. You should beat and strip her naked in public like the wife's do in China

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kimberbuckel 1

Call the hospital where the child is, when THEY report it to Social Services/CPS/DHS those agencies will be there to interview EVERYBODY, including your lame~ass husband (who I assume relayed the story to you?). As for the birthday .. lol she's gonna wonder every year if he's thinking of you! Hope it drives her KrAZy

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Kyra Auguste 10

There’s a special saying for people like her that my family uses: May her hips spread like butter. Basically I hope she gets fat.

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buckosix 5

I'm sure she'll get a bastard child on her next birthday from his new mistress!

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princesscorkey 16

That is truly insane. Sounds like he has the real FML, though. He's with someone who is crazy enough to risk their child's life for pettiness, and now every year he will be reminded of it on their birthday. Good luck on your future endeavors, congratulations on ditching the cheater!

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moxietonic 7

This sounds like something a petty person made up. Is there firsthand proof she did this?

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