Today, my husband of one week lost his wedding ring while we were preparing for a dinner party. After a thorough search and no luck, I started to cry. He told me to quit being a drama queen because we had guests. He then got drunk with his friends, puked on the patio, and called me a bitch. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML
Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML
Today, my husband went on a boys' night but I found his wedding ring on the nightstand so I confronted him when he got home. He was wearing his ring. What I had was a brass olive ring for plumbing so now I look like a jealous idiot. FML
Today, it's been 14 years since at our wedding my now-husband lost the wedding ring, and we had to rush to buy another, which delayed the wedding and cost us our honeymoon flight and thousands of extra pounds. I just got his old suit out to dry clean. The missing ring was in its box, in his jacket. I'm going to kill him. FML
Today, my husband came home with tears in his eyes. I ran and asked him why he was crying. He said he wasn't, but he finally admitting to talking to a woman in a bar who, when she noticed his wedding ring, sprayed him with mace. FML
Today, I confronted my husband about yet again going out “with the boys” and not coming home. I told him that as long as he has that ring on his finger, he’s gonna respect me, the kids, and our home. He responded by taking off his wedding band and throwing it to the ground. FML
Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML
Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML
Today, I had to cancel my wedding because my fiancé is so hungover from his bachelor party, he's throwing up all over the place, can't stand up straight and is calling me by the stripper's name he met yesterday night. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
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Avaquin 0
wow. no offence, but hes an ass.
isantorin 0
sounds like the start to a great marriage.
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Lifesuxbhappy 0
When their significant other loses a ring that signifies something important it usually means you both weren't meant to be. sorry to say. Also.... he's an ass and I know what you go through
Chaoleo 0
Well, the getting drunk and calling you a bitch is unacceptable. The wedding ring would certainly be upsetting but it's just an object. It can be replaced though I can't really blame you for shedding some tears over it. I wish you the best of luck in resolving this issue but if this kind of drunken behavior continues from him, please do realize that it is unacceptable. A marriage cannot survive that way. There will be arguments and fights through out marriage but continuous alcohol abuse is a deep seeded problem that can't just be handled with shallow appologies.
happyvalleygirl 0
YDI for marrying an ass.
car6435 0
sounds like a keeper
emyle11 0
No. **** HIS life. Cuz now whenever he dares to give you shit about anything, you have the best story to hang over his head to get him to shut his ******* mouth.
etchasketchy 0
YDI, for being a dramatic about him loosing it. shit happins.
akeena13 0
FYL for marrying the asshole.
ljwoller 0
Yep, he's an ass...but really...aren't they all?? Being married just means u've decided which ass u thing u can deal with forever...
mylittlecrow 0
It's one of the reasons i think long engagements before marriage are the safest way to go. If you'd known him long enough, you probably would have been familiar with his rude outbursts by now. FYL for having an insensitive jerk as a husband. Imagine if he's like this now, only one week after you've married him...
andrewms 0
YDI for having poor judgement in people and marrying complete assholes