By WaffleJesus - 07/10/2015 08:29 - United States

Today, my husband is sulking because I wouldn't let him do what he's always wanted to do: throw our cat out the second floor window to see if she would land safely and on all fours. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Husbands make a bigger thud noise when thrown out of second floor windows. Want to try?

Tell him the cat won't go until it sees if HE can land feet up first.

Well, if he ever did your cat would be fine, a cats terminal velocity is non lethal, you could literally throw them out of an airplane (which someone did on accident) and the cat would land perfectly fine... Still, however, probably not the best idea

Can't tell if trolling or actually really, really stupid

If he did it a hundred times on different cats and took notes he'd be an animal scientist. That's not even a joke.

Your husband is sick. Toss him from the window. Be careful he sounds like a serial killer in the making.

Hey! I posted something like this very recently, did you steal it from the moderate Fmls section?

He's freaking dick head! Throw HIS ass out the window and see if he can land on TWO feet or his incredibly thick head.

Lots of cat lovers on this site... I don't think the husband is psycho or wants to legitimately hurt the cat, he's just genuinely curious and wants to test the theory. He sounds childish and a bit dumb. OP, I don't think you need to divorce him, just set him straight.

Einstein would drop that cat FOR SCIENCE!!!!!!