By WaffleJesus - 07/10/2015 08:29 - United States

Today, my husband is sulking because I wouldn't let him do what he's always wanted to do: throw our cat out the second floor window to see if she would land safely and on all fours. FML
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writerchic85 25

Throw your husband out the window to test the theory

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awkwardngrateful 10

Talk to him about why not. Some men have shit for brains and refuse to try to understand logic. :)

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worldclassrager 39

It looks like we have quite a few dog lovers with lets try it...come on people...a cat is a pet as well would you throw your dog out of a window to test the theory...I don't think so...

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ToxicPlatypus 3

How odd, I thought 10 was considered too young for marriage in most countries. Are you sure your husband is old enough to take care of a pet... ? Seriously though, what a ridiculous thing to sulk about, and that's coming from someone who sulks about shit like gummy worms and pillows.

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Bliepje 22

it will.... saw it happen (the stupid cat jumped), but there is no saying how bad it was injured on the inside.

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GreekGleek6 22

Thank you OP for having a brain and nothing letting him abuse an innocent animal. True, a cat would probably survive but it would cause emotional issues asking with the chance that it could break is legs and cause joint issues in the future.

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Jryan952015 7

Throw him out the second floor window and then tell him looks like your not smart enough to land right.

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Richard6036 13

For one that's called animal abuse and two he sounds really immature and not very bright

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nevereyes 31

You should keep him away from cats if he seriously wanted to do that.......

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smoothies14 32

A good scientist will always test the hypothesis.

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leogachi 15

@104 I doubt a scientist would feel the need to conduct that experiment. There's already plenty of research to tell him if a cat could safely land from that height.

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