Today, my husband had a temper tantrum because I wouldn't get him a chocolate bar at the store register. FML
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Today, my husband threw an epic tantrum because I asked him to put away the leftovers from dinner. Yeah, because I guess me going to the grocery store, then preparing and serving the food AFTER working a 10 hour day wasn’t enough. Thanks babe. FML
Today, my mom complained that I never do anything nice for her, so while out shopping I bought her favorite chocolate bar. When I got home, she screamed at me because she’s on a diet. FML
Today, I went to the supermarket with my husband and kids. A crazy old man started yelling at us and challenged us to fight him outside. Security had to escort us to our car. Why was he so mad? Our cart momentarily blocked his path to the beef jerky samples. FML
Today, I went to a corner store to restock my chocolate stash. A guy from work walked in to see me and the cashier arguing about the amount of candy I was trying to buy with a jar of pennies. He took one look at me and said, "That time of the month, eh?" FML
Today, at my store, I had an old man violently accuse me of charging him for an extra pack of 99¢ Mounds candy yesterday. He held up my line for 10 minutes, fighting me about it. I didn't even work yesterday. FML
Today, my husband decided that the best way to deal with me eating the last chocolate chip muffin was to give me the silent treatment. Normally, I'd just get over his childish behavior, but we're on a fifteen hour car trip back home with our one year-old. FML
Today, my husband got mad at me for not helping take out the groceries from the car. He yelled that I'm lazy, and that he regrets our marriage. I guess he forgot that the door handle on that side is broken and he had to let me out of the car. FML
Today, I yelled at my husband for staying out till after 9 and not having done any of the chores. He turned round and yelled right back at me for letting him sit alone at the restaurant, getting sympathy from the waiters, because I clearly forgot today was our anniversary dinner. Whoops. FML
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Today, I got yelled at all day at work, only to come home and get yelled at by my husband. FML
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HowAreYouToday 34
... Just buy him the chocolate, then ground him.
Psych101 9
Someone needs to grow up a little... Seriously, OP. Grow up and buy him the chocolate bar.
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Comments (187)
ravey 0
Why didn't he just get it himself?
xmaximusx 12
Bitch
tbone31 0
Is he pregnant
marsuveesblack 8
Divorce him!
emilycupcakee 10
Mello?
ashjo 12
not only does he have to grow up but so do you!
Fou_Lou 20
If you have a shared bank account buy him the damn chocolate. If not he can buy it by himself. So YDI and FML
fantasyworld 39
He's a grown ass man who can buy it himself.
downlowjigelow02 11
wait why does he need permission to get a chocolate bar
dragoongirl90 34
Why can't he have chocolate? He is a grown ass man.