By Anonymous - 16/12/2015 04:04 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, my husband came home from a six-month business trip. When I saw him, I hugged and kissed him. My grandma started calling me a slutty whore, and told us we were a disgrace to our family, while trying to hit him with her cane. FML
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91hayek 31

some people think that because they are old they can get away with unwarranted opinions and violence. Shame.

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HappyItalian 38

Apologise for being a disgrace to your family, steal your father's sword, and then go save China.

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Jachin357 28

Wow! Grandma needs to chill!

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torn616 7

Netflix and chill?... hell OP should have grabbed that cane and gave granny a ride. 6 months! I mean come on the husband deserved a show.

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FryingPanHero 11

Obviously, you should have just casually waved "Hey" to him, OP. Way to immediately lay on the affectionate hugs and kisses after 6 months, jeez.

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enxhi96 21

Yeah I noticed the same thing. Crazy long time to be gone for just a business trip.

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MandieL 27

It could have been something like they were opening an over seas branch and he had to manage it and train the new people to take it over.

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KingLewisII 34

at my job we opened another branch in another state and I was out there for a whole month straight. My boss on the other hand was out the for seven months and only came home every two months for the weekend.

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UncleSplooge 16

Yeah but wouldn't it be natural to swing by the family at least once in a 6 month period? Seems extreme to be gone for that long unless its deployment.

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Publikwerks 14

Tell Grandma to chill. Say "Grandma be cool"

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buckdharma 36

Maybe she hasn't hit something in so long, she now thinks a cane has to be involved.

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