Love: Today, my husband brought me breakfast in bed. Don't get me wrong,...

By B.B - 07/10/2016 14:03 - United States - New York

Today, my husband brought me breakfast in bed. Don't get me wrong, I'm very thankful and love him even more for the thought. But the only problem with breakfast in bed is that you have to eat what they bring you, even if it's bad. FML

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millsjoshua949 12

Sunday 16 August 2020 1:31

oh my gosh I totally understand. My kids use to make me breakfast in bed and it was never good. But it was such a sweet gesture that I of course ate it.