About Utzdman55
"I've been in this town so long that back in the city I've been taken for lost and gone and unknown for a long, long time." Hello all peoples! Music is my life and I hope it can be yours too. Listen to everything you can! (and if possible on Vinyl or Shellac records) I prefer: The Beatles, Miles Davis, The Allman Brothers Band, Charlie Parker, Steely Dan, Dire Straits, Glenn Miller, Coldplay, Bing Crosby, The Beach Boys, Henry Mancini, Benny Goodman, etc.
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Utzdman55's favorite FMLs
By ItnHmn - / Friday 16 September 2016 19:58 / United States - Apo
By John_Elvis / Saturday 9 April 2016 03:30 / United States - Valparaiso

Today, while driving, a spider crawled onto my gearstick. Not being afraid of them, I casually flicked it off. Onto the person sitting next to me. The person evaluating me for my driving test at the time, who happened to be arachnophobic. FML

By Arachnofail / Friday 8 April 2016 04:16 / France - Goussainville
By limegreengiraffe / Saturday 1 November 2014 14:06 / United States - Lubbock