Today, my husband announced that he wants to separate emotionally. Meanwhile, he still wants me to cook and clean for him while he dates his new girlfriend. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
Today, my husband of 3 years, who I have a 1 year old daughter with, told me he wants a divorce, but who knows, maybe in the future we can "date." FML
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Today, my husband had the cheek to ask me, “What’s for dinner tonight?” and “I have no clean slacks for tomorrow can you wash me some?” no more than 10 minutes after he told me he wants us to see other people. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé has been talking to another girl behind my back about how much he hates being with me. Turns out he’s been talking to her everyday for 3 months, and she kept pushing him to leave me, but he was only staying because I cook for him. FML
Today, my husband of 4 years announced that he doesn’t love me anymore and that he’s leaving me for his coworker who he met 2 months ago. I helped him find that job. It’s like I aided in the destruction of my own marriage. FML
Today, after an argument a month ago, my husband has refused to do any cooking since. After a month without his food, I’ve realised at this point in our marriage his cooking is literally the only thing about him I like anymore. I think I want a divorce. Over food. What an end to a marriage. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML
Today, I found out that my husband wants to leave me. I got the message loud and clear when his girlfriend forwarded me screenshots of all their texts. FML
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dessyrae 0
Oh hellll nah!
margie2194 12
Thats when you slap him and take all his money.
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Comments (309)
Wood2007 0
Honestly your husband is a douchebag and you deserve better. I wouldn't do a damn thing for him. Get his new girlfriend to do it
theonlysweetpea 10
Logically: I'd say go to conselling (I spelled that ALL wrong!)
psuedodragon 23
There should be a follow up FML from the ex-hubby soon... Something reading along the lines of: "Today, I told my wife I still wanted her to cook and clean for me while I dated somebody else. The doctors at the ER just laughed when I said that was why I needed my balls re-attached. FML"
graphicstyle7 17
Leave. Leave. Leave if you can. This is not a good thing. Forget counseling, leave.
skyeyez9 25
This happened to my friend, her ex arrogantly went about and cheated on her with multiple women, yet still wanted to stay married so He didn't have to "leave his beautiful family." She divorced him and is now getting $6,000 a month in child support and alimony.
icallbullshit 3
You're telling me this guy has to cough up 72k a year? surely that's too much.
skyeyez9 25
No it isn't. He makes about 500K a year selling medical equipment to hospitals. Or something like that (mainly cardiac stuff).
icallbullshit 3
Alimony should cease to exist, yeah sure he should pay child support but thats for the child so don't act as if it's a win for the woman, back on my main point alimony should cease to exist because it's just a reason to divorce someone. That is, you can go **** who ever you want and still get the same support financially, it just shows that the person receiving it is a leech. Look at Vanessa bryant, her and Kobe broke up but she didn't sign divorce papers so they could technically be married for 10 years so that he would have to pay her outrageous alimony for the rest of her life, and for what? Having sex with him?
skyeyez9 25
I am so sorry to hear that OP. I can not fathom how completely heartless and selfish your (hopefully soon to be ex) husband treated you. It is better to divorce and be single vs sitting in your home wondering where your husband is and why he chooses to run to another woman's arms. You deserve better.
nikijcchz 10
What the fudgestickles how does that even work?? Dump him and destroy his and the new gf relationship.
megansays 2
Sounds kinda high school to me.
RedDevil61 7
He basically wants to be able to call you Mommy.
grannygruber 6
Why is everyone trying to get her put in jail? Drugging someone...even with ex lax is a crime. Kick him to the curb, change the locks and get on with life. If he refuses to leave, YOU leave and take any kids with you. No money to leave on? Leave the kids with him, go stay with a friend or family member till you get on your feet. He might discover being a daddy isn't as much fun when his GF doesn't like or want to be around his kids. Point being, move on, he doesn't love you!
vongrim 2
is it his house? if yes, does he ask you for rent? does he still feed you and pay your bills?
icallbullshit 3
That's what I feel everyone is forgetting, she said 'still' in the post as if she used to do it before which means he paid the bills, so he offered her a home if she cleaned and cooked but he still paid I assume, I don't agree with it but he's not really degrading her now Is he? Most of the people here would not have thought of that.
iwadasn 33
275, you seem to be confusing "wife" with "maid."