Today, my husband and I were talking about names for our expectant child. I told him since I named our daughter he could name our son. He's decided on a name from 'God of War'. My son is going to be named after a make-believe cartoon character - Kratos. FML
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Today, my boyfriend has had name ideas for his future son and daughter even before I met him, but so have I. He disregards my ideas and suggestions, and is hell bent on giving our kids names because he likes "the way they sound." 'Hippopotamus' sounds good, but who’d name their kids that? FML
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finn_fml 0
i dont get the "i name one kid, you name the other" mentality. why dont you just work together to find a name you both like?
Shiniku 0
"Make-believe cartoon character"?! Whoa whoa whoa, you've gone too far, there. Besides, it's a totally cool name, you must admit.
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Rockey 3
Don't forget "Tales of Symphonia".
morgan_5230 0
Oooh, that sucks. Um..maybe give him a normal sounding middle name and let him go by that? =/
rampage909 0
kratos is actually the name of the greek GOD OF WAR. i kno i sound like a nerd, but i just learn alot from a kid in my class who is learning the greek language on his free time
SophiaMay 0
HA Kratos is an amazing name. I know loads of people with amazing names and im always really jealous, just give him a generic middle name and the kid can pick.
theoffkid 0
Naming your son Cratos is pretty badass.
HerrKevin 0
Badass name.
ozymandias_fml 0
Kratos is actually the name of one of the Titans -- which is what (I assume) the cartoon character is portraying. Are all the mexicans named Jesus named after a cartoon character, then?
beard_me 0
Shouldn't you've already named your daughter? You said you were talking about names for your expectant child and due to biological limitations, the only child who could be expectant would be your daughter...
hotdogmania 0
Haha that's like naming your kid Zeus or Hercules. He's gonna get pickkkkkked on.
Vincenzo_fml 1
My plan is to name my first son Boromir, and my second Frodo, than I will legally change my name to Aragorn. "God damn it Boromir, if you don't leave Frodo alone you're going to wind up taking a short trip over a long waterfall!"