By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 23:41 - United States

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Today, my husband and I were getting it on when we heard a little giggle. I put on my robe and looked outside my room to find that no one was there. So we continued. I later called my seven year old son and out he came crawling from under the bed. FML
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phobiaoffears 0

He laughs now, but later on in life he'll definitely regret doing that.

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4toestatue 7

and that's the story of Quagmire's child years. Gigi-ti Gigi-ti

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mattalexa 0

you should have gotten him drunk this way he wouldnt remember anything in the moring lol

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quietgirl 0

haha! I love quagmire

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Figureskater_15 0

kids, do the darnest things these days. great story tell when hes married. at least he doesnt know yet that you were having sex

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IrishHero12 0

This kids life is officialy screwed up! He will have major issues!

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Asdas_fml 0

Agreed, what the **** is wrong with people from US? Scarred for life because he heard his parents having sex when he was 7? Please, do our gene pool a favor and remove yourselves. Was mean to be reply to #27/#28. Please fix FML.

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were_giraffe 2

i'm betting he got a good spanking for that. he probably knew you were doing something special (or knew exactly what you were doing) and decided to sneak in on purpose. I guess now's the time for him to understand boundaries

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Kittenfluff 2

...Are you people serious? Are you really so irrational to believe the kid will end up permanently and irreversibly scarred by this incident? Around the ages of six or seven and up until puberty, MOST children dip into a stage of sexual dormancy (Latency, if you wish to keep with the Freudian terminology). At this stage, children tend to not really see things as being sexual and is fairly unlikely to see the awkwardness of the situation in the same manner we would. (It's worth noting that a lot of the 'horror' in seeing our parents having sex isn't real horror as much as it is an embarrassing discomfort. Why everyone tends to overplay the situation is beyond me...) As for giggling...? Like many of the more reasonable posters pointed out, OP's son likely found it funny he slipped under his parents radar for so long and went largely unnoticed. Children around that age are into that - remember playing hide-and-seek when you were around seven?

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