By PreciousIve - 09/06/2009 15:36 - United States

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Today, my husband and I decided to get a little frisky in bed. After we were done we lay spent on our bed then only to hear weird noises coming from our doorway. To our surprise not only had our daughter taken her first steps but has been watching and now making the noises as well. FML
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PreciousIve 0

*Clarification* My post is not fake, sex happens... And my baby was not abandoned carelessly she just took a late morning nap at her playroom (which is directly in front of our bedroom) and as most parents know trying to sneak sex after having a baby is like looking for the Lochness Monster. And since she is a light sleeper moving her to her crib is a self sabotage. So when all the sexytime happened our daughter must have woken up upon hearing the noise and being a natural 10 month old baby curiousity must have driven her to get up and see why mommy and daddy are making strange noises and since we didn't close our door so she can be within sight (why we close the door on her?) she went to us and watched most or some of the action. But the whole point of me posting it was so I can share a small part of my life to everyone and laugh at it, and isn't that the whole point of this site?

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smiller0789 3

You often leave your door open and leave your baby unattended on the floor when having sex? Failparent

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ohhdamn 0

Does anyone else know that some babies can get out of cribs, playpens, etc? My mom says i got out of my crib as a baby, it happens guys.

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Arkvoodle 0

Your daughter is 1 year old but she knows how to climb out of her crib in the middle of the night find her way to your room and open the door and imitate you? Fake

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Windexglow 0

You guys need to grow up, seriously. Contrary to popular belief, kids aren't going to die if you don't check up on them every minute.

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Herbal_fml 0

This one's interesting. It all depends on where the baby was, and the situation. If the baby was unattended in the middle of the living room for a long period of time, then ok the parents suck. But if the baby was in a playpen or crib and somehow managed to crawl out of it, then it's not the parent's fault. Otherwise, you do not leave a baby unattended for any long period of time.

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Diamondlightbulb 0

#52: I was able to climb out of my crib at ten months, she could have followed their voice, babies learn by imitation. If you think you're being smart f YOUR life.

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cthulhu1138 1

Doors were invented for a reason. At least the kid went for your bedroom rather than the staircase.

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jack01 0

you have sex with the door open... next time, close it and also: make sure you also close your curtains too. just letting you know. I feel sorry for the kid more than anyone.... gross

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Fllyleaf 0

Errr.. Who the hell was looking after your daughter while you and your husband were doing it? You completely deserved that!

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save_me_08 0

I don't think the problem is with the kid remembering that she saw her parents having sex. It's that she's imitating the sounds. Which means she might start imitating them in public, which could be awkward.

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justmyluck1212 0

If she just learned how 2 walk she's prolly 2 young 2 remember what happened

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