By PreciousIve - 09/06/2009 15:36 - United States

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Today, my husband and I decided to get a little frisky in bed. After we were done we lay spent on our bed then only to hear weird noises coming from our doorway. To our surprise not only had our daughter taken her first steps but has been watching and now making the noises as well. FML
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PreciousIve 0

*Clarification* My post is not fake, sex happens... And my baby was not abandoned carelessly she just took a late morning nap at her playroom (which is directly in front of our bedroom) and as most parents know trying to sneak sex after having a baby is like looking for the Lochness Monster. And since she is a light sleeper moving her to her crib is a self sabotage. So when all the sexytime happened our daughter must have woken up upon hearing the noise and being a natural 10 month old baby curiousity must have driven her to get up and see why mommy and daddy are making strange noises and since we didn't close our door so she can be within sight (why we close the door on her?) she went to us and watched most or some of the action. But the whole point of me posting it was so I can share a small part of my life to everyone and laugh at it, and isn't that the whole point of this site?

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smiller0789 3

You often leave your door open and leave your baby unattended on the floor when having sex? Failparent

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littlegoldwoman 0

I usually only comment encouraging things but Im having a hard time understanding why you were having sex when your baby was left unattended. Shame on you.

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Curtieeeez 0

Like #3 said, why leave a baby that can't walk on its own? It could try walk and smash its face into a cabinet or something. Social services should steal your kid from you or something ):

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c_a_s_s_i_e 0

'get a little frisky in bed'...... moms.

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rachelbrianna25 0

classic... - BS- bullshit

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thuryn 2

Curtieeez: Overreacting a little, don't you think? YES, LET'S TRAUMATIZE A KID PERMANENTLY AND PUT HER INTO A ******-UP SYSTEM RUN BY OVERWORKED STRESSED OUT PEOPLE FOR LIFE OVER ONE MINOR THING THAT SHE'LL NEVER REMEMBER ANYWAY. You're an idiot. I hope someone smacks you in the face for suggesting that.

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Tmccray 0

Yeah, Way to be responsable parents! Two thumbs up!! People like you shouldn't reproduce! Bottom line.

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thuryn 2

Tmccray: It's supposed to be funny. Go get your coffee. You obviously need it.

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