I hope your spelling of "meat" is deliberate.

It isn't an error. Trust me, he didn't mean "meet." Meat is quite literally a verb in this context. *High fives Boners*

He omitted a word. He meant meat ON hot girls.

This got posted as a separate entry instead of a reply. Sorry, I know it's annoying.

Oh my bad for typing quickly. If you took the time to ever look at any of my previous post you'll see that my grammar is almost always impeccable. Excuse me for typing something incorrectly one time. I corrected most of my errors in the below comments on my post and they did spell counselor wrong in the OP. The mods corrected it.

And it spells it differently on my phone. Don't ask me why. I actually planned for quite some time to become a counselor so why would I misspell my own profession?

Obviously I'm aware that it was misspelled in the original post since I said nothing was wrong other than spelling. I was just pointing out that there was no run-on, as you suggested. And no, I didn't take the time to read through every comment you've posted on FML. It's definitely not that important to me. I am a bit of a grammar Nazi, but I generally don't bother with correcting people on the internet unless they've taken the time to wrongly "correct" someone else.

I fixed my correction underneath my old comment and I was already grammar nazi'd by a seemingly more helpful person. So it's all good.

That's not a fool-proof method to check sentence structure. It's beneficial to people the aren't good with grammar, because it prevents them from writing run-on sentences. However, there are sentences that don't pass that test, but are still grammatically correct.