fuckerman
Canada
Today, my grandpa told me he can still get aroused even though he is 84. Im 32 and have erectile dysfunction. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, my 92-year-old great-grandfather ran down the stairs in excitement, despite his severe arthritis. He told my great-grandmother that he was having the first erection in over 10 years, and grandma ordered me to leave so they could do it right there. FML
Anonymous
Sacramento, United States
Today, I went to go see my granddad in the hospital and asked if he needed anything. He replied, "I need you to get out and send that hot nurse in, I may be old but I still got it." FML
Miki13
Whitby, Canada
Stuck
Today, I had dinner with my grandparents. At the table, my grandfather openly complained about how hard it is for him to get out of their hot tub. Not because of his prosthetic leg, but because his balls somehow "get stuck". I really didn't need to know that. FML
Anonymous
The grey zone
Today, man do I feel old. For the first time ever, a teen thug with more acne spots than brain cells told me to, “Piss off grandad.” Grandad? Guess I look older than I feel. FML
Anonymous
United States
Dazed and confused
Today, no one warned me that my grandfather was slipping into dementia. I proudly brought my new baby to meet him, only for him to burst into hysterical tears that I was a teenage whore, who’s now brought shame to the family. I'm 30 and married, but he still tried to hit me with his cane. FML
ewwww
United States
Today, my family was talking about how people's hair goes gray when they get old. My grandma mentioned that she was initially attracted to my grandpa because of his red hair and was sad when it turned gray. "It's ok," she continued, "his pubic hair is still red." FML
lvegadelgado_6
Deerfield, United States
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
mortifiedgrandchild
United States
Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off a bong, while wearing nothing but a Playboy shirt. FML
Kourou
France
Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML
Lunar-Spice
Midlothian, United States
Stop talking!
Today, I found out that my great-grandmother was a cougar, seducing men who were barely older than I am now. I did not need to know this information. Thanks Grandma. FML
Top comments
survivalism 0
You probably have erectile dysfunction because you talk about sex with your 84-year-old grandpa.
esagalyn 0
Erectile dysfunction is something that can affect men of all ages... although the irony must sting. They're doing some great things these days in terms of medication. The more pressing issue here, I believe, is how to get the image of sweet ol' grandpa with a boner out of your head.
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coffeennicotine 0
Okay, so either FYL for your gpa giving you TMI or YDI for talking to him about sex in the first place. As far as the ED, I don't think I'd go around advertising it, even though this site is pretty anonymous.
f_this_s 0
I know that getting serious isnt the point of FML, but I agree with the advice to look into this. ED isnt common at your age and probably is a signal from your body that something is up (sorry about the choice of word ; ) You should have a physical, if you havent already, and then follow your physician's advice... but dont just fall back on a pill if there is no cause other than stress. You should talk to someone...
Lalalal_fml 0
Just because he can get aroused doesn't mean he's doing the dirty every 2 minutes. Ew, who would be willing to jump on that other than your poor, poor grandma?
VagMaster69 0
ok, how could anyone put YDI? like really?
Loe_307 0
LOL @ #2. And aroused doesn't always mean erect but in this case it probably does. They make pills for you.
groverone 0
That's just funny IMO
luxornv 0
I guess the good news is that it doesn't run in your family.
platypus619 0
whats that?
optex210 0
#49, read #38. My advice...go watch lots and lots and lots and lots of ****... might help ya~ and ask ur grandpa for tips
JadeRose_fml 8
well thats good for your grandpa! lol http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=ccmurszbw5f2im6217oxj7uenux