fuckerman
Canada
Today, my grandpa told me he can still get aroused even though he is 84. Im 32 and have erectile dysfunction. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, my 92-year-old great-grandfather ran down the stairs in excitement, despite his severe arthritis. He told my great-grandmother that he was having the first erection in over 10 years, and grandma ordered me to leave so they could do it right there. FML
Anonymous
Sacramento, United States
Today, I went to go see my granddad in the hospital and asked if he needed anything. He replied, "I need you to get out and send that hot nurse in, I may be old but I still got it." FML
Miki13
Whitby, Canada
Stuck
Today, I had dinner with my grandparents. At the table, my grandfather openly complained about how hard it is for him to get out of their hot tub. Not because of his prosthetic leg, but because his balls somehow "get stuck". I really didn't need to know that. FML
Anonymous
The grey zone
Today, man do I feel old. For the first time ever, a teen thug with more acne spots than brain cells told me to, “Piss off grandad.” Grandad? Guess I look older than I feel. FML
Anonymous
United States
Dazed and confused
Today, no one warned me that my grandfather was slipping into dementia. I proudly brought my new baby to meet him, only for him to burst into hysterical tears that I was a teenage whore, who’s now brought shame to the family. I'm 30 and married, but he still tried to hit me with his cane. FML
ewwww
United States
Today, my family was talking about how people's hair goes gray when they get old. My grandma mentioned that she was initially attracted to my grandpa because of his red hair and was sad when it turned gray. "It's ok," she continued, "his pubic hair is still red." FML
lvegadelgado_6
Deerfield, United States
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
mortifiedgrandchild
United States
Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off a bong, while wearing nothing but a Playboy shirt. FML
Kourou
France
Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML
Lunar-Spice
Midlothian, United States
Stop talking!
Today, I found out that my great-grandmother was a cougar, seducing men who were barely older than I am now. I did not need to know this information. Thanks Grandma. FML
Top comments
survivalism 0
You probably have erectile dysfunction because you talk about sex with your 84-year-old grandpa.
esagalyn 0
Erectile dysfunction is something that can affect men of all ages... although the irony must sting. They're doing some great things these days in terms of medication. The more pressing issue here, I believe, is how to get the image of sweet ol' grandpa with a boner out of your head.
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DownUndah 0
erectile dysfunction's a myth, your just gay
curryndricegirll 0
The problem here is everyone is busy comparing themselves to everyone else hence thinking that they have an actual FML.
onigiriqueen 0
LOL, #22 #8: You'd be amazed at how many elderly have sex. You might not think it because of the searing image it would put into your head, but the elderly have a lot more sex than you'd think. OP: Big deal, go get some "happy pills" and get over it. Christ.
plethora 3
#11: They're not wannabe-doctors, there's just a lot of people on FML who can't get/keep it up.
soulonfire928 0
I'd go to a doctor if you haven't already. ED can be a symptom of other (probably more worrisome) problems, i.e. diabetes, high blood pressure, neurological problems, or psychological too.
lillianne_nicole 0
#22, it's not a myth. It's an actual health problem. You're just a dumbass. Most guys have it at some point in their lives. I want to hear you say it's a myth when YOU can't get it up! Anyway, if it makes you feel any better, my boyfriend's 20 and has ED. Its not always something serious, though and can usually be fixed. Don't worry too much =P Just see a doctor, he did and now it's all fixed.
Thek1D 0
from my experience....stress can screw us up when it comes to erections. Stressing and over thinking can give us early ejaculations , and ED....so just enjoy the moment..and I know this is extremely hard...but ignore your penis.
had_a_bad_day 0
You shoulda replied, "well grampa..... can you still do this"....(proceed to break dance)
Uzumaki_fml 0
#29- I'm pretty sure getting erections at 84 still trump breakdancers.
Roddsy 0
ew.. wtf why would your grandpa tell you that -_-;