Today, my grandmother told me that since my dad was a mistake, I too am a mistake. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I visited my grandmother who has dementia. She thought I was my father, and told me that I should never have married my mother, let alone have had children with her. FML
Thanks, I hate it
Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML
Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that, "Old people are allowed to tell the truth." FML
Supportive
Today, once again, my mom ranted about how she sacrificed so much for me by moving to a better city. I said it was for my education and to stop making me feel like a burden. She scoffed, "Right, you never should've been born. My mistake." FML
Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML
Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
Booze-fuelled family drama
Today, I found out that the man I called grandpa for 40 years is really my dad. My drunk aunt spilled the beans. Her exact words were, "My dad is a better dad to you than he EVER was to me! You never wondered why he treated you better than his other grandchildren? You're his son!" FML
Today, I was given the following pearls of wisdom: "My grandmother always told me, if you've got nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all. Anyway, she was a cunt and so are you." Thanks, dad. Thanks. FML
The first step is being able to admit it
Today, my grandmother hates me. So much so that I've become a rotten, desperate, and overall evil person with no thoughts and considerations towards other people. My family doesn't know this, but I can never undo the damage she has done to me since birth (as she raised me). I only care about my own well-being, nothing else. FML
Great parenting
Today, both my mom and dad agreed I basically ruined their life by existing. They weren’t even trying to be mean, they just casually mentioned that their lives were brilliant before me, then after I was born everything turned to shit and they’ve been miserable ever since. FML
Top comments
lurch87 18
that sucks, but the greatest discoverys were by accident
puffthekraken 7
That spelling of 'generation' was a mistake...
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Comments (102)
an3ph 20
She's mistaken.
Jujuboo_3 25
Fyl for sure. I am sorry thats just so rude.
Goblin182 27
Hey Grams, you do realize I'm the one picking out your nursing home.
uhmchelsea 4
most people were made by mistake. in fact I do believe there are more oopsie pregnancies then planned ones so don't feel bad!! keep your head up! -from one 'mistake' to another.
IceWrath 22
Ouch... I felt that burn from all the way over here.
alicat13 12
two wrongs dont make her right :-)
Chibi_Kitten 24
Tell her your dad actually knew what a condom was.
aeldredge70 7
No baby is EVER a mistake or an accident!!!
ShenaniganNinja 20
If someone ever told me I was an accident I'd thank them for being such a screw up. After all, it wasn't you who forgot to use protection.
hmm130 4
oh shiza! that had to hurt!