themonesterman
Brooklyn, United States
Today, my grandmother is coming over to my family's house to stay for about a week or so. Apparently, the guest room window isn't big enough for her dream catcher, so she wants her cat to sleep in the guest room and she wants to sleep in my room. My parents support this. FML
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kingdomgirl94 29
Speaking as someone who has just been meowed at for the better part of an hour because kitty was bored while I was getting ready for school: **** the stupid cat, take the bed. (don't literally **** the cat though)
joseph19921992 10
Cat owners are nuts man
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kylieh72 25
Giving up your room for your grandma is reasonable under basically any circumstances. But not being able to use a whole empty bed because of a cat...not so much.
brandoneyez1 25
It's just a few days of inconvenience. I would find somewhere else to sleep and sit tight for the ride.
warsun 27
This could be op's chance to grab every pillow and cushion around and make a pillow fort to sleep in
Obacooba 14
WHERE ARE YOU GONNA SLEEP. SCREW THE CAT
RedPillSucks 33
I don't think OP is into ***********.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Also, cats have barbed dicks.
bluestripedsockm 14
Of course your parents would support this, they aren't the ones losing a bed. Giving up your bed for an older relative is understandable, especially if your mattress is better for their old bones. The cat is a different story. Put the cat in their room and take the guest room. It's only a week yeah?
bluestripedsockm 14
*and by "their" I mean the parents' room. Who knows, the cat could get lonely and make its way back to grandma's room to sleep there.
kiaora_fml 11
Maybe you should hint to your grandma that your parents bed is far more comfy, when she decides that she will sleep there instead, hopefully your parents will clue into the fact that your grandmas demands are unreasonable and they are being idiots
feven 32
So where are you sleeping?
Kamon97 23
Still even a week is too long :S
blurider17 11
Couches are kinda comfortable? A week ain't so bad man!
martin8337 36
Tell Nana to put her damn cat in a kennel for the week. I wouldn't want a destructive animal in my house.
kmccain 27
How do you know the cat is destructive?
martin8337 36
Most cars are just look at the furniture, and they usually track shit in their paws from the shit box that they use.
kaitieloo 22
I didn't realize that cars look at furniture. Thanks for pointing that out to me.
MidnightMusic53 37
The only reason a cat would be tracking poop through the house would be if you didn't get off your lazy ass and clean the litter box. The litter is there to prevent them from tracking poo through the house, and most cats are very neat when using their bathroom. You have to clean up their mess, just like any other pet. As for the furniture, as long as they have a scratching post, most of them won't scratch it up. However, any animal can ruin the furniture, including children. If you're going to hate an animal, at least get your facts right so you can make a valid argument. Come back when you've got a real argument.