themonesterman
Brooklyn, United States
Today, my grandmother is coming over to my family's house to stay for about a week or so. Apparently, the guest room window isn't big enough for her dream catcher, so she wants her cat to sleep in the guest room and she wants to sleep in my room. My parents support this. FML
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kingdomgirl94 29
Speaking as someone who has just been meowed at for the better part of an hour because kitty was bored while I was getting ready for school: **** the stupid cat, take the bed. (don't literally **** the cat though)
joseph19921992 10
Cat owners are nuts man
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themonesterman 12
Update: The point of thr FML was not to complain about giving my room for my grandma, but it was to complain about: A) Her reasoning for not taking the guest room. B) The cat.
kingdomgirl94 29
Speaking as someone who has just been meowed at for the better part of an hour because kitty was bored while I was getting ready for school: **** the stupid cat, take the bed. (don't literally **** the cat though)
10showgirl 16
Just put the cat out after she goes to sleep.
Jessj958 19
Why can't your grandma have the cat in the same room with her? The cat doesn't need an entire room to itself!
mattjamt 16
Hence the FML #56...
Krissey_DJ 16
Kingdomgirl94 your comment make me laugh more than the FML. Thank you.
vinylscratchp0n3 23
A cat is fine too.
Jessj958 19
I understand that is what makes the FML #58, I'm just curious as to why the grandmother thinks the cat needs an entire room to itself.
lexiieeex3 32
Wouldn't the room be big enough for you AND the cat?
spiritfang11237 16
Am I the only one wondering just how big the dream catcher is?
QuagD 17
@31 No, literally **** the cat.
lando29 3
Boot that old pussy..
Sagan928 7
Your parents are probably agreeing to it because it keeps the cat in one room. It is just a week, try to enjoy your grandmother while she's still here. :)
R3TROxLOV3 32
You say it like that makes it better. There is absolutely NO reason that the cat needs an entire room to itself. It literally makes NO ******* sense.
Catahoulaqueen_fml 17
Maybe they don't like cats and would not like it roaming the house and getting cat dander and whatever else all over the place. it makes plenty of sense.
Jakob2255 12
give your parents the hotel bill and watch this not happen a gain.. or you can always be the small spoon in your bed
ghostsoul21 12
Where do they expect OP to sleep then? Cats are vicious man.. It'd try to kill him in his sleep
beelee1988 13
All my cat wants to do is cuddle and give me love.
RestoringForce 4
I'm sorry, but I would tell your grandma and parents that's not going to happen.
telli164 30
Screw the cat, you should just sleep in the guest room!
hekatelacroix 2
Tell your parents how you feel. that's unreasonable
blackpuddle 30
Dream catchers don't need to be in front of windows. That's a really crappy reason for her to not sleep in the guest room.
worldclassrager 41
Always your room is open for taking