By bcca - 13/02/2012 14:22 - United States

Today, my grandma sent me a Valentine's Day card. For years she's been hinting at me to lose weight. The card: a picture of cookies on the front and a gym membership inside. FML
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catatonicsleep 17

gym membership is often expensive and you just got it for free...

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Craw25 0

so are you gonna use it?

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heavymetalman1 0

it's better than her getting you a shirt that says "I whipped anorexias ass"

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Freeze_fml 16

That reminds me of some weight gain program I saw on TV. Some people go around helping people recover from anorexia. One lady who went around helping others had a shirt saying "This [program name] worked for me!". Then the camera zoomed out to show she was well over 200 pounds.

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perdix 29

Nice try, but there's no such shirt. That slogan is only available on a muumuu, tent and piano case. I've checked ;)

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Ajjas013 6

OP could always design her own shirt. And maybe write my grandma is an old bitch in small letters at the bottom. She'll never see what hit her.

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perdix 29

Knowing you, you'll get it backwards . . . you'll pounce on the cookies and avoid the gym! Two words: Weight Watchers.

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purplemnm 9

weight watchers doesn't work xD

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perdix 29

Purplemnm, I've got 29.8 lbs of fat I've gotten rid of that says it does work. I'd be happy to send you a 5 lb ziploc bagful as proof if you don't believe me.

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purplemnm 9

my mom went on it and she followed they're instructions specfically and she gained weight :/ go ahead send me some I need it for my deep fryer

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Ajjas013 6

Get her a shirt that says, my granddaughter got asphyxiated by the excess of her own fat. And cookies. YDI for eating too many cookies.

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justanotherbird 19

If you actually need to lose weight, this isn't an FML. Your grandmother is trying to help you. Gym memberships are expensive, you should use it!

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Tigg3r 3

Eat cookies or run on treadmill...Hmmm....

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perdix 29

Or do both and break even.

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Tigg3r 3

Nah. Just give her a cookie made out of tree bark, I heard it's nutritous. BTW, Grammar nazi, how do you spell nutritious? Is that right? Hey people! Grammar Nazi=Free Spell Check!

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piinkbunnii 1

What!! A Valentine's Day card and a free membership. That's a win win situation right there. Other people got way less than you.

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Bugatti_Veyron 1

ydi for failing at school, being to lazy to get a real job, and being a FAT ASS

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corme_fml 0

She failed at school and doesn't have a real job? I must have missed that part....

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afarr 0

yeah, buggati, like before, you're a spoiled ***** who hasnt worked a day of their life. Stop trolling and focus on growing something so you dont jerk air (troll voice) Your fake and so not real you suck

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