Today, my grandma's chihuahua was run over while I was taking her for a walk. She later whispered to me, "It should have been you." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML
Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML
Today, I laughed at my grandma's chihuahua poodle mix, as it barked at me entering the house. "What are you going to do, nibble me to death?" is apparently enough to make it jump and bite me. I needed five stitches. FML
Today, I took my dog for a walk. He became friendly with another dog, and I reached down to pet them both. Suddenly, an old woman ran up to me and whacked me with her cane repeatedly. Apparently, her previous dog had been kidnapped by a woman who looked a lot like me. FML
Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML
Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML
Today, I went to visit my grandmother. My grandfather recently died, so I had gotten her a cat for comfort. Turns out in her sadness, she had forgotten about the cat. I found its remains being eaten by ants and birds. FML
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
Today, my grandmother died. No one called me to let me know she passed. I found out because people kept writing RIP on her Facebook wall. My siblings and I weren't even mentioned in her obituary with the other grandchildren, but they did remember to mention her dog. FML
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Top comments
masterofflight 8
your grandma surely loves you
babyblueyes 27
I'd whisper back "it's gonna be you" smile and walk away.
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bballer4life895 13
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Did you punch her in the throat?
haw008 14
I honestly hope you are not serious.
Ren_Uchiha 11
If we punched old people in the throats every time they said something sassy or rude, there probably would be a lot less of them.
yesyesnonono 10
That's the goal.
perdix 31
I have a feeling the OP had something to do with the dog's untimely demise. I've heard stories of crazy, old people giving their dog everything in their will, so the OP was just looking out for his inheritance. Dunh, dunh, dunh!
Bibliovore 26
If OP was walking the dog, and the dog got run over while at the other end of a leash OP was holding, then yeah, OP might've had something to do with it....
ninjalovin 8
I'd be more freaked out about the chihuahua ghost whispering to me
lisslyi 19
Nice one!
Raesin 21
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Maybe now grandma will learn to walk her dog on a leash or at least on a proper non-retractable leash. Why do people even use those for walks? They're for letting your dog run in a field if you don't trust it to come back. I hate seeing dogs on those leashes and they're a few miles ahead of the owner, they've got no control over their dog and that's when people get attacked or the dog ends up dead.
haw008 14
What?? Leashes that are over two miles long?! Where can I find one?
worldclassrager 41
No tears no sorrow...
Jharrist89 12
I moderated this one too! Btw, your grandma is old and crazy!
Getspmak 15
Was she right? Should it have been you?
Dawnstempest 17
You could have always whispered back, "at least Death will take you first."
MissVeracity 12
At least you're warned! Don't accept any seemingly friendly invitations from your grandma, especially walks! Your very life depends on it ;)
Enslaved 38
Awe, grandma's been watching "Stand by Me". :P Time to become a great story teller.
lccc_ 18
How does a dog get ran over while on a walk ?? was it not on a leash? why werent you paying attention??